Putin Assures Safety For Gays At Olympics

Russian president and Vladamir Putin said in an interview with Russia’s channel 1 that he wouldn’t punish gays attending the winter Olympics and that “We have absolutely normal relations, and I don’t see anything out of the ordinary here.” Why he was rubbing his hands menacingly during the statement is a mystery to everyone.

Read more at abcnews.com.

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  1. sidwasout

    September 4, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    He has normal relations with the gays?  All of them?  At the same time?  Sounds painful.

  2. Badger1225

    September 4, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Why do I get the feeling that Putin is just saying that to cool off the gaybashing that he did earlier?  I trust him as far as I could throw a decommisioned oscar class submarine.   I wouldn’t attend the Olympics Fez.

  3. Henduey

    September 4, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Putin – “Alright gays, just climb in to this train car and ve vill be on our vey to your saftey camp” ” Thats et leave your possessions they vill arrive in seperate cars”

  4. galactictraveler

    September 4, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    He’s Putin everyone’s mind at ease .

  5. FLpro

    September 4, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    I wouldn’t go “Russian” to drop to your knees yet fancy pants!?

  6. RockHardWilly

    September 4, 2013 at 8:19 pm

    Well, this is very disappointing news.

  7. Moe Green

    September 4, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    They don;t want safety. They want man ass. Lot’s of it.

  8. Binary Daoist

    September 5, 2013 at 9:43 am


  9. utterdisgrace

    September 5, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Does that mean he won’t be placing them in genpop?