President Barack Obama Crying Again


Dude, you really need some sleep. It may be time for a vacation. Try a dude ranch. Butch up before you end up getting a job in radio.

65 Comments

  1. TBVickroy

    November 9, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Just a young boy from Kenya with a dream and two bad knees…

    • AssWhack!

      November 9, 2012 at 9:35 am

      Took the midnight train going anywhere.

  2. Pool Keepers Son

    November 9, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Can we get some titties back on the ibang…. And less pussy

  3. Scott_Chandwater

    November 9, 2012 at 9:53 am

    …one of our friendly councilors gave him a donut, and told him to stick closer to church oriented social activities…

  4. the jerm

    November 9, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Maybe he should have a sleep over with Paul-O

  5. Roadrash Hicks

    November 9, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Hope he doesn’t “lock up”

  6. chipnicodemus

    November 9, 2012 at 10:42 am

    I swear I saw him scratchin’ on his leg too.

  7. SkoobaDoo

    November 9, 2012 at 10:43 am

    They cut off the part of the video where he said, “Um……. That’s all I’ve got……… Sorry”

  8. the jerm

    November 9, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Maybe he needs to spend a weekend in the nut hut?

  9. the jerm

    November 9, 2012 at 10:44 am

    The presidential advice show

  10. the jerm

    November 9, 2012 at 10:45 am

    Maybe he needs to smoke some weed

  11. the jerm

    November 9, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Does he have a secret?

  12. John in va

    November 9, 2012 at 10:54 am

    I wish people would stop removing the video before i watch it lololz

  13. plastic thoughts

    November 9, 2012 at 11:05 am

    So Ron’s doppelgänger is Biden.

  14. harlequincy

    November 9, 2012 at 11:11 am

    pissy eyed Prez

  15. Dark_Humor

    November 9, 2012 at 11:26 am

    We have a Chutney Ferret for a President aka FAG
    No man should ever cry unless your name is Fez

    • Narc Zito

      November 9, 2012 at 12:23 pm

      @Dark_Humor “What are you trying to do here?  I don’t get it.”  –No reader ever

  16. OP4

    November 9, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Did he cry when he let 4 Americans die in Benghazi and didn’t lift a finger?

    • galactictraveler

      November 9, 2012 at 12:34 pm

      @OP4 Did Bush cry for the soldiers that died in Iraq after lying about weapons of mass destruction ? How about Afghanistan, when he pulled their resources to invade Iraq and left them hanging !? I bet he was a real man that didn’t cry, with one fuck up after another !!!

      • thoughtcops

        November 9, 2012 at 5:06 pm

        Did you cry fuckhead?

      • galactictraveler

        November 9, 2012 at 7:21 pm

        @thoughtcops YES , at three funerals !!! I also watched the families cry ! I’ll let you tell me which is worse, the tears of parents, wives, or children. !!!??? While the president is on another vacation in Texas ! After all Bush
        now holds the record for most vacations , slightly ahead of Ronald Reagan

    • cal5000

      November 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm

      About as much as he cried after you made up that delusional shit. Keep watching Fox Numbnuts. The DoD and the CIA both acted immediately–this isnt a fucking movie, they didnt get there in time.

      • thoughtcops

        November 9, 2012 at 5:08 pm

        No obama blamed a you tube video then went out to get money from leftist…fuck you.

      • galactictraveler

        November 9, 2012 at 7:29 pm

        @thoughtcops A leftist ? Did we take a time machine to the 50’s or are you just repeating something you heard over and over again , but didn’t find out if it was actually true ! Shouldn’t you be fair and balanced ?

      • galactictraveler

        November 9, 2012 at 7:32 pm

        @thoughtcops With that empty head of yours, the thought cops can take some time off. !!!

  17. bmqq316

    November 9, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Now the crying score is Obama-2, John Boehner-2,574,750

  18. James

    November 9, 2012 at 11:51 am

    It didn’t “just get pulled” it hasn’t been there all morning.

  19. ElectricDave

    November 9, 2012 at 11:56 am

    This write up is classic. “Butch up before you end up getting a job in radio” love it

  20. jerkstoresean

    November 9, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Looking more like a Femocrat

  21. veryspookyghost

    November 9, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    “I want to thank each and every one of y’all for what you did for my campaign, IT’S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT”

  22. ElectricDave

    November 9, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    This really is FEZ’s president

  23. Aria Taint

    November 9, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    What a fuck’n sissy ass bitch. Someone get that bitch a tissue for Christ sake.

  24. jon

    November 9, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    He should cry in the shower like a normal man.

  25. Pool Keepers Son

    November 9, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    He needs to get his testosterone checked

  26. Pool Keepers Son

    November 9, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    You can Act like a Man
     

  27. DeathProof

    November 9, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Grow a set!

  28. DeathProof

    November 9, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Meanwhile, in Russia, Putin is bear knuckle boxing grizzly bears!

  29. Dark_Humor

    November 9, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    President Pussy.  We are doomed.  Give the bitch a Midol and chocolate donut. Also notice that he mentions all Goverment Handout jobs, not one entrepenaur or corporate  or manufacturing job. America is FUCKED

    • SarahMcSmokeyPants

      November 9, 2012 at 9:15 pm

      @Dark_Humor Give me a midol and a chocolate donut, that sounds fantastic.

  30. Ziggy Stardust

    November 9, 2012 at 12:25 pm

  31. Rorschach7

    November 9, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    FINALLY a break in his emotion!! I though he was Spock. Chances are he is malnourished (for an American) and fucking exhausted too.

  32. Ezra_san

    November 9, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    People hate when men cry but hate when men are unemotional. Shedding a tear doesn’t equal weakness.

  33. cal5000

    November 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    “Do you understand how much cash Im gonna make as a civilian after this? So beautiful, its glorious…”

  34. chipnicodemus

    November 9, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Phft Jeeeesus Christ

    • RN Eric

      November 9, 2012 at 4:26 pm

      pissy-eyed

  35. Docintoxicated

    November 9, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Putin also shed a tear this week when he strangled a guy to death with his bare hands a little blood got in his eyes.

  36. D. Knepp

    November 9, 2012 at 2:35 pm

  37. ShowerBench

    November 9, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    what’s with Democrats crying when they WIN?

  38. Rob Dugan

    November 9, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    Take it easy man.

  39. thoughtcops

    November 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    I’m so sick of this fuckin faggot!

    • Recyclerz

      November 9, 2012 at 6:03 pm

      @thoughtcops
       Then it’s a good thing you’ll have Obamacare for the next four years to enable you to get better.
       
      He cried tears of sadness when his Grandma died. 
       
      These are tears of joy when he thinks of the extra taxes Messrs. Cumia and thoughtcops will be paying.  I’m getting a li’l weepy myself.

  40. treeonmyhouse

    November 9, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    Getting a little “vaklempt” like Mike Myers on SNL is one thing, uncontrollable even, but he’s the president for fuck’s sake, not some pansy. He needs to man up and get a hold of himself before he gets somebody killed – the ‘bad guys” as he calls them view this as weakness and it just makes us look more like a bunch of assholes internationally.

  41. FLprodivider66

    November 9, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    Sissy!

  42. jojo biscuits

    November 9, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    Fucking crybaby

  43. ecupirate

    November 9, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    This pussy cries more than Pepper

  44. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    He actually has feelings and cares about his campaign, I much prefer this to Mitt Bot 5000.

  45. zBriGuy

    November 9, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    None of you assholes criticizing the man have ever had anything a fraction as important happen to you.  You’ve never had so many people working hard for you with the stakes as high or with so much opposition.  He has every right in the world to be emotional in this moment.  This is an unscripted moment from someone who is physically and emotionally exhausted from battling against forces you cannot even comprehend.  Some of the biggest players in the world have invested billions of dollars denouncing him, twisting his words, lying their ass off, making threats, etc all against  a lifetime of work to help people and serve our country.  FUCK YOU HATERS.  You will never be half the man that he is.

    • Chris from Detroit

      November 9, 2012 at 10:02 pm

      @zBriGuy awwwww. He had people against him while campaigning for prez? That’s never happened before has it?? I’m just glad he’s showing the world how “strong” he is. I just “hope” I still have a job 4 years from now. My company announced a 5% layoff starting in January. I should make the cut based on merit… oh wait I’m in a union so my hard work and dedication doesn’t mean anything. Yuck!

      • seamus98

        November 10, 2012 at 12:30 am

        @zBriGuy really,dude? really?  It’s sad that something this important happened to an asshole like that,  He fooled alot of people with his dog and pony show and now he gets four more years to be a puppet for the rich bastards  that really run this country. Ask his poor brother in Africa about how great obama is , the guy who lives in poverty while brother barrack gets driven around in a limo.

    • Beer

      November 9, 2012 at 10:47 pm

      @zBriGuy I took a shit once and it looked like the letter s …fucking obamabot

    • seamus98

      November 10, 2012 at 12:22 am

      @zBriGuy really,dude? really?  It’s sad that something this important happened to an asshole like that,  He fooled alot of people with his dog and pony show and now he gets four more years to be a puppet for the rich bastards  that really run this country. You sir are a rube

    • jojo biscuits

      November 10, 2012 at 2:19 pm

      @zBriGuy
      Crybaby

  46. Beer

    November 9, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    Our him on that medication rom-u-dong…like fez takes…orally of course

  47. seamus98

    November 10, 2012 at 6:49 am

    fez shut up. you mindless sheep

  48. Burley

    November 10, 2012 at 8:21 am

    fucking cry baby, man up your the president for christ sake.