Porn & Order


An upstate New York district attorney has admitted to lying about performing in porn films in the 1970’s under the name Gus Thomas. He denied that he was involved during his second campaign when asked. He performed in such 70’s classics Lecher and The Love Witch. This happened over 40 years ago, and he hasn’t said if he’s going to resign despite coming clean about his porn past. Just because you fucked people on screen for money doesn’t mean you can’t distribute justice fairly. Him being a DA makes him look worse than being a former porn star.

Read more at nbcnewyork.com.

26 Comments

  1. Foggy_Otis

    November 18, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    Keep on swinging that gavel!

  2. RonsCigar

    November 18, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    Haha did Hicks write this one? “Being a DA is far worse than being a former porn star.”

  3. Pool Keepers Son

    November 18, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    He should run for president in 4 years

  4. TBVickroy

    November 18, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    The Shagg’n D.A.

  5. ecupirate

    November 18, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    He is layin down the law

  6. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 18, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    I’m a guessing he can’t try any sex cases now…

  7. galactictraveler

    November 18, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    As long as it wasn’t gay porn !

  8. FLprodivider66

    November 18, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Never too late to “pull out” Dirk Diggler!?

  9. SkilledDayLabor

    November 18, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    You shouldn’t judge a man by the color of his foreskin

  10. sterlingblue

    November 18, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    He is a lawyer. He screwed some people. I just don’t see the problem

  11. Lionel Hutz Esq

    November 18, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    I rest on your face

  12. cousin_dave

    November 18, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    People need to get over this fast, because in a few years there are going to be people in every profession that did used to do some porn

  13. K Dubya

    November 18, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    porn star > lawyer

  14. XL XTall

    November 19, 2012 at 12:15 am

    I believe he was mentored by Johny Cockring.

  15. madtowntom

    November 19, 2012 at 6:03 am

    thirty days in your hole….

  16. the jerm

    November 19, 2012 at 7:58 am

    I heard he teamed up with Carl Hungus in “Log Jammin II”

  17. edrooney

    November 19, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Gus Thomas is a solid porn name.

    • Jerry65

      November 19, 2012 at 9:53 am

      @edrooney Solid name, much better fake name than Gus Schultz…….”but I am Rock Quarry!”

      • edrooney

        November 19, 2012 at 10:17 am

        @Jerry65  @edrooney Fred Flintbone.

  18. Jerry65

    November 19, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I thought he was Buck Naked?

  19. the jerm

    November 19, 2012 at 10:03 am

    He’s no Mike Honcho!

  20. Ziggy Stardust

    November 19, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Did he ever double team with John Holmes ?

  21. creepboot45

    November 19, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    “All rise”

  22. cal5000

    November 20, 2012 at 10:15 am

    ” I know hes guilty ladies and gentlemen, just like I know how to lay that dick. The prosecution rests.”

  23. Scott_Chandwater

    November 20, 2012 at 11:39 am

    partner at dewey, screwem, and howe.

  24. thejerseyjon

    November 21, 2012 at 6:54 am

    All cases in his courtroom end with a hung jury…I mean judge.