Pope says Nativity Donkeys and Cattle are a Myth


The Pope has declared that the presence of animals like cattle and donkeys in traditional Nativity scenes is based on little more than a myth.   Also the Angels didn’t sing to God they talked and no one would let a kid drum next to a baby.

Read more at telegraph.co.uk.

31 Comments

  1. K Dubya

    November 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    i am really curious how this came up. Has this been bothering him for like a while?

  2. Foggy_Otis

    November 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    That’s it! Catholicism lied to me all these years. I’m out!

  3. hackcomic

    November 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Bummer Nazi Pope!!!!!!!

    • Beer

      November 22, 2012 at 4:54 am

      @hackcomic Fuckin’ title of a movie right there…it’s about a former nazi hiding in plain sight disguised as the pope…but his heart is really set on surfing in the big contest…hilarity ensues… Sorry Fresno

  4. edrooney

    November 21, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    Ahh, the list of the Pope’s myths.  Science, sight, intelligence, the gay, space, conception, cows, donkeys, pedophile priests, common sense, singing angels….

  5. Judge Smails

    November 21, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Yep, animals found near a manger: Total Myth.  Angels and a baby who is the son of God:  Fact.  Glad you cleared that one up Pope.  Now go back to looking the other way while kids get diddle.

  6. Judge Smails

    November 21, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Yep, animals found near a manger: Total Myth.  Angels and a baby who is the son of God:  Fact.  Glad you cleared that one up Pope.  Now go back to looking the other way while kids get diddled.

  7. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    So Mary “didn’t” ride into Bethlehem on a donkey? And I suppose you’re gonna say Jesus wasn’t really born on Dec. 25th almost 2012 years ago now too aren’t ya? Whatever happened to “Thou Shalt Not Lie” like the bible preaches? Fucking ALL bullshit right Pope?

  8. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    So Mary “didn’t” ride into Bethlehem on a donkey? And I suppose you’re gonna say Jesus wasn’t really born on Dec. 25th almost 2012 years ago now aren’t ya? Whatever happened to “Thou Shalt Not Lie” like the bible preaches? Fucking ALL bullshit right Pope? (BTW, there’s proof that Jesus WASN’T born when they say was…Google it!?) :

  9. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    So Mary “didn’t” ride into Bethlehem on a donkey? And I suppose you’re gonna say Jesus wasn’t really born on Dec. 25th almost 2012 years ago now aren’t ya? Whatever happened to “Thou Shalt Not Lie” like the bible preaches? Fucking ALL bullshit right Pope? (BTW, there’s proof that Jesus WASN’T born when they say he was…Google it!?) :

  10. the jerm

    November 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Who is “no” and why would he let anyone drum next to a baby!?

    • Toin Coss

      November 21, 2012 at 6:02 pm

      @the jerm
       I think his last name is One.  Because 1 is the loneliest Number that you’ll ever do.  2 could be as sad as 1 it’s the loneliest number since the number one Ahhhhh!?

  11. the jerm

    November 21, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Is it so wrong to think that livestock would be in a barn!?

  12. ediblegenius

    November 21, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    more like pope BeneDICK!

  13. RonsCigar

    November 21, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    Who says the Catholic Church isn’t relevant anymore?

  14. Pool Keepers Son

    November 21, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    What’s next no tooth fairy or Easter bunny

  15. Shaggyballz74

    November 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    The Immaculate Conception is real but a couple of donkeys and cattle in the manger is crazy.

  16. AndreFromCanada

    November 21, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Ya’ll seem to be questioning the wisdom of God’s representative on earth…

  17. simslacker

    November 21, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Who the hell are you to tell Jesus who he can and can’t invite to his birthday?

  18. simslacker

    November 21, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Hey Pope!   Who the hell are you to tell Jesus who he can and can’t invite to his birthday?

  19. zBriGuy

    November 21, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    Why not go all the way and admit the whole thing is a myth?

  20. seamus98

    November 21, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    he also said there’s no such thing as jews

  21. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 21, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    Well as long as you get it right…

  22. turfgrass64

    November 21, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Well who made you pope of this dump?

  23. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 21, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Yeah, listen to the old nazi in satin slippers and a silk dress about what’s a myth.

  24. Fart Monster

    November 22, 2012 at 1:09 am

    Yes, that’s the only part that’s a myth.

  25. madtowntom

    November 22, 2012 at 6:13 am

    ‘ would you like to see the pope on the end of a rope, do you think he’s a fool’… Ozzy

  26. galactictraveler

    November 22, 2012 at 6:57 am

    Nativity, more like Notivity !

  27. mistawag

    November 22, 2012 at 8:06 am

    So they didn’t tie the animals to a post and run as baby Jesus jumped upon them ripping their flesh and drinking their blood?
    I have to say I’m not liking our new priest and his ideas, we may need to get the kid toucher back.

  28. edrooney

    November 22, 2012 at 9:20 am

    I like my Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt…

  29. AmericanFirst

    November 22, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    More nutty shit from a crazy german… We’ve seen where this leads..