Was This Pizza Man Caught Jacking on Camera (NSFW)!?


A picture has leaked and its being alleged that the person pictured is the owner of San Diego Pizzeria, masturbating on camera. He denies it was him and says this may of happened because of some disgruntled employees. If you’re out on the coast, swing by and get a slice of white.

Read more at laist.com.

The photo has been blurred.

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29 Comments

  1. StankEyeJones

    July 21, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    Kudos for keepin on crankin it at that age.  I give up after 45 seconds anymore, whether I’m done or not.

  2. Moe Green

    July 21, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    Making the sauce

    • SAUCE BOSS

      July 22, 2013 at 6:43 am

      Moe Green extra sauce please

      • Morgan : from parts unknown

        July 22, 2013 at 8:26 am

        Sauce Boss this is your story bro

  3. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    July 21, 2013 at 10:50 pm

    All large pies come topped with a helping of Gobble-goo.

  4. SH4RKYx

    July 21, 2013 at 10:53 pm

    I wonder if he washed his hands after.

  5. keithj73

    July 21, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    blurred, no he’s just very speedy

  6. SerotoninsGone

    July 21, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    Oh no, not Jersey Joe! I wonder if he was just warming himself up to mouthfuck a freshly roofied D-Man!?

  7. vegasbob1975

    July 21, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    Is this East Side Dave’s “Jack & Grab a Slice”?

  8. Sonnytax

    July 21, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    I guess we know where fez will be getting his pizza from now on….

    • nullzero00

      July 22, 2013 at 7:45 am

      Sonnytax but only via delivery – we all know Fezzy ain’t leaving his apartment.

    • HIMcDunnough

      July 22, 2013 at 12:16 pm

      Does this place have half slices?

  9. Diamond Dog

    July 21, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    To be fair it is in San Fransisco, It may just be an ingredient!

  10. Rude

    July 22, 2013 at 12:19 am

    May the man who’s never jacked off at work cast the first stone

  11. Franktabulous

    July 22, 2013 at 1:30 am

    “You’re a lefty?”

  12. nullzero00

    July 22, 2013 at 7:45 am

    why do they need to circle the guy? He’s the only human in the picture.

  13. BadNewsJeff

    July 22, 2013 at 8:16 am

    Ha Ha.  Just like White Goodman.

  14. Morgan : from parts unknown

    July 22, 2013 at 8:28 am

    God damnit, I recommended the white sauce pizza to everybody I know. Now I look like a jizz loving cock breath.

  15. DeathProof

    July 22, 2013 at 9:13 am

    Jerk alert!

  16. FLpro

    July 22, 2013 at 9:41 am

    Don’t order the Jerk Chicken pizza!

  17. Aria Taint

    July 22, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Domino’s new spank sauce.

  18. Binary Daoist

    July 22, 2013 at 10:19 am

    That pizza place is in Hillcrest

  19. Vickroy

    July 22, 2013 at 11:06 am

    He’s certainly got the jack’n lean going on.

  20. Maybrick

    July 22, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Notice the bag tug action. This guy’s a professional.

  21. WilliamFBaldwin

    July 22, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    Hey I’ma  stuffin the calzone

  22. IntObserver717

    July 22, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    How else am I supposed to stuff the cannolis?

  23. TheMaskedListener

    July 23, 2013 at 8:36 am

    Jim Breuer gets his revenge.

  24. Docintoxicated

    July 23, 2013 at 11:34 am

    That’s some stretchy mozzarella!

  25. g000nie

    August 13, 2013 at 10:17 pm