Pizza Hut Trying to Kill Englishmen
Some people are saying that Pizza Hut has turned Benedict Arnold on the U.S. These confused rednecks think that must be the only reason to explain why Great Britain would have the Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuffed Crust pizza instead of us. I guess they want their arteries clogged by this pizza freak show! One 5-stented slackjaw even said he wanted to swim in Mustard Drizzle. Ew.
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