Pizza Hut Trying to Kill Englishmen


Some people are saying that Pizza Hut has turned Benedict Arnold on the U.S.  These confused rednecks think  that must be the only reason to explain why Great Britain would have the Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuffed Crust pizza instead of us.  I guess they want their arteries  clogged by this pizza freak show!  One 5-stented slackjaw  even said he wanted to swim in Mustard Drizzle.  Ew.

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21 Comments

  1. Kevin Dubya

    April 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    free Mustard Drizzle!!! sign me up!

    • Katmandu mis-spelled

      April 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm

      @Kevin Dubya You said drizzle

  2. Katmandu mis-spelled

    April 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Fuck I’m starving do we have any pizza or hotdogs…… Ron and fez back mOnday, right on

  3. MelvinCalvin

    April 7, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Take 2 slices, fold them over, but first put a banana at the bottom of the fold followed by taco meat, lettuce, tomato, chedder cheese and sour cream. Top it off with some french vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, almonds, jimmies and whip cream. After that, grab a shotgun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger.

  4. MelvinCalvin

    April 7, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Guaranteed, they only give you one little cup of mustard drizzle that won’t even cover one hotdog crust thing. Extra drizzle will cost you bros. Corporate scum.

  5. MelvinCalvin

    April 7, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Does the crust have one long hot dog in it or 8 little hotdogs for 8 slices? So many questions, so little time.

    • Kevin Dubya

      April 7, 2012 at 2:14 pm

       I was wondering the same thing. 

    • Turbo_Squirbo

      April 7, 2012 at 3:32 pm

      @MelvinCalvin It better be one continuous dog around the circumference. Anything less would be an insult. That’s the difference between fast food and fine dining.

      • MelvinCalvin

        April 8, 2012 at 4:30 pm

         @Turbo_Squirbo  @MelvinCalvin Anything with mustard drizzle couldn’t be anything less than dining at it’s finest.

      • Turbo_Squirbo

        April 8, 2012 at 4:44 pm

        @MelvinCalvin Point taken 🙂

  6. SwollenJapsEye

    April 7, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    The hot dogs still have their foreskins.

  7. SwollenJapsEye

    April 7, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    Just seeing all of these wieners on a circle reminds me…think they have half slices?

  8. jerkstoresean

    April 7, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Just think of it as eating pizza and pigs in a blanket at the same time. Pretty sure we’ve all done that before

  9. jerkstoresean

    April 7, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    I’m at the Pizza Hut, I’m at the Nathan’s. I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Nathan’s

    • jerkstoresean

      April 7, 2012 at 2:26 pm

      It’s just not the same

  10. jerkstoresean

    April 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Just think of it as being at a shitty super bowl party and eating a totinos pizza rolls then eating a pig in a blanket. Same thing

  11. Brian_Baker

    April 7, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Wait. Isn’t this an SNL bit? 

  12. TBVickroy

    April 7, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    We’re getting the Crumpet stuffed crust Pizza here, so call it even.

  13. TyWanon

    April 8, 2012 at 2:29 am

    I would love to stick my Dawg in that Pizza Ass

  14. porcupineracetrack

    April 8, 2012 at 11:15 am

    i ate at a pizza hut in london. all the pizza had corn on it and everyone was eating it with a knife and fork. it was then i realized i hate everyone.

  15. gluesniffer

    April 8, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Was wondering if its all one dog. That would be respectable