Petraeus Has Nothing on the Waffle House CEO

Some people may not think the guy from Waffle House may be as important as the head of the CIA, but let’s not forget he’s embroiled in a sex scandal of his own. His assistant of 9 years went to Atlanta police in September accusing him of:

Within months of her hiring, the woman said Rogers “on numerous occasions (tried) to force himself upon (her), attempted to have her perform oral sex on him (and) attempted to have sex with (her),” according to the police report.

He also had her jack him off on occasion as part of her employment. She says she stayed because she needed the cash, and only came forward because her son is now attending college on scholarship. At least he hasn’t taken out any loans, because then she’d be paying for his college education with hand jobs for the next 40 years.



  1. ecupirate

    November 12, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    I am shocked the Waffle house CEO is white

  2. TBVickroy

    November 12, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    Gives new meaning to “smothered and covered.”

    • FLprodivider66

      November 12, 2012 at 9:23 pm

      @TBVickroy…or why “chunked” had anything to do with their grits??

  3. Johnesteele

    November 12, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    I call BS. She could’ve made A LOT more money giving handies on the street.

  4. Oprahs moose knuckle

    November 12, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    Semen has been shed, Jerry!

  5. cal5000

    November 12, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    Was the Golddigger store sold out–theres plenty of broads who will do terrible things for you if the price is right. Shit, some will do it for free if you got game like that.

  6. WilliamFBaldwin

    November 13, 2012 at 8:05 am

    and I thought her hands were sticky from the syrup.

  7. AssWhack!

    November 13, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Fuck I miss that Herman Cain guy!

  8. Docintoxicated

    November 13, 2012 at 11:41 am

    In response to the mandatory handjobs he stated “I was just teaching her how to make waffle batter”.

  9. Binary Daoist

    November 13, 2012 at 11:41 am

    9 years?  She’s a dickhead.

  10. bmqq316

    November 13, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    A 9 year hand job? The chaffing alone…7 years max.

  11. harlequincy

    November 13, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Waffle House just changed it’s name to the “Jack Shack”

  12. creepboot45

    November 13, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    “We got any waffles back there?”