Perfect for Christmas: Inappropriate Toys for Kids


Shoot for a really weird Christmas and give kids the type of toys that could get you booked as a sex offender!

Read more and see more inappropriate toys at io9.com.

 

 

30 Comments

  1. Shaggyballz74

    December 8, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    dear Santa,
                  I want a Dora the Vagina Explorer

  2. Nosqatch

    December 8, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    It was always a little awkward filling up Batman.

  3. Beer

    December 8, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    I want the easy bake whatley

    • Stoops

      December 9, 2012 at 12:28 am

      @Beer Just not in pink please.

  4. FLprodivider66

    December 8, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Omg, WTF…!?

  5. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    December 8, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    scissoring, i get it!

  6. mistawag

    December 8, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    I want to run with wonder woman scissors until I slip on what ever the hell comes out of batman’s ass.

    • sterlingblue

      December 8, 2012 at 11:25 pm

      @mistawag Do those scissors leave a faint smell of tuna on you fingers?

      • mistawag

        December 9, 2012 at 1:07 am

        @sterlingblue No, that’s the new fish smell substitute called “I can’t believe it’s not carp”

  7. mistawag

    December 8, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Reminds me of that old SNL bit on xmas toys like Johny switchblade and bag of glass.

  8. IntObserver717

    December 8, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    does fezzie have the riddler edition of the suirt gun?

  9. mistawag

    December 9, 2012 at 1:10 am

    My gf was always using up all the batteries and we didn’t even have a flashlight in the house.. Now I know why… She was a closet harry potter fan all this time.

  10. TommyNiceGuy

    December 9, 2012 at 4:29 am

    I’m disgusted

  11. Gunner

    December 9, 2012 at 8:02 am

    I always thought Wolverine was a pussy, it’s cause he has one.

  12. Burley

    December 9, 2012 at 8:21 am

    look batman has a butt plug !!!

  13. Scrotum Phillips

    December 9, 2012 at 8:43 am

    And we wonder why all our kids are turning gay.

  14. Rich G

    December 9, 2012 at 8:56 am

    yeah, a pair of scissors  would make a real good gift. I know I’ would have loved them when I was a kid.

  15. Ray in Pittsburgh

    December 9, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Now we see the real reason fez is a batman fan

  16. Moe Green

    December 9, 2012 at 9:55 am

    Are the Wonder Woman ones nizzers?

  17. Rorschach7

    December 9, 2012 at 10:54 am

    That Batman toy is from the 1950’s

  18. fkntrkr

    December 9, 2012 at 11:29 am

    i saw a sex toy that was just a set of boobs with a vag between them and a mouth on top–creeped me out-and was 300$–now thinking–should have spent it–oops

    • AnthonyLoman

      December 9, 2012 at 11:59 am

      @fkntrkr You fucked up

  19. Scott From Jersey

    December 9, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    scissor me timbers

  20. Stilltryingregardless

    December 9, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    Disney has been doing stuff like this for decades in their movies & toys:
     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O22uNmZQCk
     
     
    This 3rd japanese video is just something that I loved & has nothing to do with toys:
     

  21. fkntrkr

    December 9, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    wowie–its a toss between filling bat man or blowing up wolverine–the  dora (daba) thing needs to be taken to the fleshlight people–just sayin

  22. AssWhack!

    December 9, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    For my nephew’s 2nd birthday, I got him a playboy, handgun ammo, a Three Six Mafia CD and 40 oz of Old English. My sister got a kick out of it and displayed it at the party, well out of reach and sight from the kids.

  23. MicroMonkey

    December 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    “fuck me in the ass” elmo was the most inappropriate toy

  24. Aria Taint

    December 10, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Fez got two water guns, filled them with milk and had a 3 some.

  25. Fart Monster

    December 10, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    That fucking Punisher one can’t be real. Really? At no point in the design phase did someone go “hey, it might not be a good idea to give The Punisher a massive dickgun.”

    • Stilltryingregardless

      December 11, 2012 at 12:07 pm

      @Fart Monster The toy designer must have just seen orgazmo & decided to use the concept of choda-boy’s cock-rocket.