Penn State Has Longest Losing Streak Ever

The NCAA has slammed Penn State with an unprecedented series of penalties, including a $60 million fine and the loss of all coach Joe Paterno’s victories from 1998-2011, in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. Other sanctions include a four-year ban on bowl games, and the loss of 20 scholarships per year over four years. Also Paterno’s corpse will be dug up and painted in clownface and pissed on by dogs.

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