Paul McCartney Doesn’t Want You to Eat Thanksgiving Turkey


Paul McCartney is sharing his vegan recipes to get you away from Thanksgiving Turkey. Sir Paul and Peta tell us “More than 45 million turkeys are killed each year at Thanksgiving alone, and more than 22 million die at Christmas.”

Read more at rollingstone.com.

43 Comments

  1. CryBaby1

    November 17, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Lotta good that vegan diet did his wife.

  2. turfgrass64

    November 17, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Stick to making music Ass-hole!!!!!

  3. Rorschach7

    November 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Paul can suck my dick. This fatboy is having his turkey

  4. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Fuck him. Fuck him right in the ass. If we didn’t kill those 67 million turkeys every year, they’d be running the whole world in a matter of a decade. Then where would his precious little England be? In a world of turkey shit, that’s were I’d wager.

  5. RichFromGeorgia

    November 17, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Because it’s uncomfortable when that first leg is torn off the turkey body.  You know….brings back memories.

  6. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 17, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    When they are grown specifically for human consumption, you don’t have a leg to stand on, how’s Heather?

  7. TBVickroy

    November 17, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Well I didn’t want Paul to quit the Beatles or Wings for that matter.

  8. Binary Daoist

    November 17, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    Tofurky is not tasty

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 17, 2012 at 5:32 pm

      @Binary Daoist It is pretty good.

  9. vegascable

    November 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Paul should buy up all the turkeys in the world and set them free. Lord knows he could afford to.

    • Ray in Pittsburgh

      November 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm

      @vegascable They can live with Fez’s deer in a wonderful world where no animals ever die.

  10. mistawag

    November 17, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    They can have my turkey when they pry it from my mom’s cold dead fingers while I eat pumpkin pie and watch.

  11. filler

    November 17, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    I kind of want this rich old man to shut his stupid mouth.

  12. galactictraveler

    November 17, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    I’m going to have a Turkey with only one drumstick in tribute to his last wife.

  13. CryBaby1

    November 17, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Turkey is dead, miss him, miss him……

  14. StewartSmithRadio

    November 17, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    He’s worried that if one turkey survives, it’ll be able to make up stories claiming all the other turkeys’ success was his idea…

  15. Oprahs moose knuckle

    November 17, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Well Paul, I don’t think aging musicians should have bad face lifts. You look like Rocky Dennis.

    • CryBaby1

      November 17, 2012 at 3:00 pm

      @Oprahs moose knuckle
       I thought he was beginning to look like Angela Lansbury.

      • Oprahs moose knuckle

        November 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

        @CryBaby1 Even better! Very funny

  16. Pool Keepers Son

    November 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I’m gonna have 2 turkeys now since Paul isn’t having his

    • HummusMagnate

      November 17, 2012 at 4:03 pm

      @Pool Keepers Son fucking hilarious

  17. Foggy_Otis

    November 17, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Life’s a bitch when you’re low man on the food chain.

  18. Guilty Bystander

    November 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    I hope you choke on your peas.

    • Gunner

      November 18, 2012 at 8:46 am

      @Guilty Bystander and then he can rest in piss.

  19. Johnny_Post

    November 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    but out you fucking limey

  20. Johnny_Post

    November 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    butt out you fucking limey

  21. Beer

    November 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Do you use antibacterial soap or antibiotics…how many helpless germs are killed in that holocaust…stop the slaughter of the innocent

  22. AnthonyLoman

    November 17, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    Who cares about dumb birds? Fez Whatley is going around murdering Cats!

  23. ray57

    November 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    ok sir paul, whatever you say. gonna call the family now and tell them we’re having a tofu turkey this year because the limey cunt lead singer of the world’s most overrated band said to. fuck you and your plastic face.

  24. seamus98

    November 17, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    paul, live and let die and let it be

  25. Peculier

    November 17, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    67 million turkeys!? We have to eat them to thin out the numbers, otherwise we’d be overrun!

  26. K Dubya

    November 17, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    He aint even an American so who gives a fuck!

  27. Oprahs moose knuckle

    November 17, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    Sir Paul, no faggots for you!
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 17, 2012 at 10:30 pm

      @Oprahs moose knuckle I want those faggots in my mouth

      • Oprahs moose knuckle

        November 17, 2012 at 10:35 pm

        @AnthonyLoman After I eat faggots, I like to smoke a fag.

  28. Rich G

    November 18, 2012 at 6:29 am

    Another example of “why is this news?”

  29. Gunner

    November 18, 2012 at 8:49 am

    And just how many beans are slaughtered to make curd for tofu? I’ll call it even!

  30. Moe Green

    November 18, 2012 at 10:15 am

    Turkey? I thought he was talking about his last album. Tsss.

  31. Ziggy Stardust

    November 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

    I always sing, “Maybe I’m Amazed” , at the way you stuff me all the time, as I’m preparing it !!

  32. HomoQueersicle

    November 18, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Fuck tofurkey!

  33. ShowerBench

    November 18, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    in his perfect world the only food is pie

  34. CryBaby1

    November 18, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    “Memory Almost Full”…..there is no fucking way that album was written and performed by the same guy who was in The Beatles. Maybe Paul really IS dead. Who is this fucking guy passing himself off as McCartney? Billy Shears?

  35. TammyLitz

    November 25, 2012 at 2:52 am

    You know what Paul, you do what you want or dont want to do on Thanksgiving and leave the rest of us alone. Eating meat is a instinct, being a vegan is a choice. you made your choice and thats fine, but leave the rest of us alone to make our own choice.