Patraeus Resigns Over Affair With Biographer

General Petraeus is resigning from his post as CIA Director right before he is supposed to get grilled on Capitol Hill. I’m sure there will be no conspiracy theories about this.



  1. FLprodivider66

    November 10, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    No…I want to see him nervously sit at the witness stand annoyingly twirling two large ball bearings in his hand…Idk…saw that in a movie somewhere? 🙂

    • galactictraveler

      November 10, 2012 at 1:52 pm

      @FLprodivider66 where are the missing strawberries ?

  2. Rorschach7

    November 10, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Listen.. I know I said some stuff about the CIA on Twitter a couple of weeks ago.. but I had NOTHING repeat NOTHING to do with this.

    • CentaurSlayer

      November 11, 2012 at 9:31 am

      @Rorschach7 sounds like your covering up something

  3. Jeff0015

    November 10, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Haha. Anyone who still believes they the CIA wields a secret, unlimited power is being ridiculous. Dude loses his job over pussy? Haha.

    • Chris from Detroit

      November 10, 2012 at 3:16 pm

      @Jeff0015 he lost his job over Libya.

      • declinometer

        November 10, 2012 at 8:55 pm

        @Chris from Detroit I’m glad I’m not the only one informed and paying attention!

  4. ShowerBench

    November 10, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    we need to let this distraction go, right after we learn exactly what they did with each other

    • galactictraveler

      November 11, 2012 at 3:06 pm

      @ShowerBench They played army. He laid down and she blew the hell out
      of him. !

  5. sumwhatdim

    November 10, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Clinton wouldn’t have made him resign.

    • Yuuuck

      November 10, 2012 at 3:02 pm

      @sumwhatdim Obama didn’t make him resign either.

      • Chris from Detroit

        November 10, 2012 at 3:15 pm

        @Yuuuck @sumwhatdim ok…sure he didn’t. It was probably Bush, right?

      • zel

        November 12, 2012 at 10:37 am

        @Chris from Detroit are you being sarcastic or willfully ignorant?

  6. Recyclerz

    November 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Gee, now I wonder how many of those medals and ribbons he earned were for muff diving?

  7. Pool Keepers Son

    November 10, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    I know my CIA test scores were 3 points higher than Ronny B’s but I think he should take the job….

  8. declinometer

    November 10, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    That’s not why he resigned you fucking idiots.

    • galactictraveler

      November 11, 2012 at 6:23 am

      @declinometer OK. Glenn Beck ! I look toward to seeing more of your incoherent chalkboard scribbling !!!

  9. declinometer

    November 10, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    Petraeus cant testify about the made up story about a youtube video. This guy is the fall guy for a gun running operation to the Muslim Brotherhood in Syria gone bad. Putin put a hit on Ambassador Stevens in retaliation for the USA sending left over arms from Lybia to Turkey to smuggle into Syria. Obama knew what the attack was all about and could not send aid for fear that his entire illegal scheme would be revealed. Instead he sacrificed 4 lives and came up with this YouTube lie to cover his ass.

    • zel

      November 12, 2012 at 10:33 am

      @declinometer perfect example of Poe’s law.

  10. balloonknotsy

    November 11, 2012 at 3:00 am

    Anybody seen this guys wife? Jeezus, she looks like a fucking sock puppet.

  11. galactictraveler

    November 11, 2012 at 6:26 am

    He shouldn’t resign just because he had some Charlie Umbrella November Tango on the side !!!

  12. BadNewsJeff

    November 12, 2012 at 9:00 am

    tss, tss, not all men are cheats, that’s just how they Petraeus.

  13. plastic thoughts

    November 12, 2012 at 10:17 am

    I always thought the term “loose lips sink ships” was only applicable in an oratory context.

  14. OP4

    November 12, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Damn crazy pussy gets everyone.

  15. plastic thoughts

    November 12, 2012 at 10:29 am

    And I thought the term “loose lips sink ships” was only applicable in a verbal context.

  16. zel

    November 12, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

  17. K Dubya

    November 12, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Who would have seen that coming… the head of the fucking CIA that’s who!

  18. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 10:54 am

    In-bed-ded journalist!

  19. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 11:16 am

    I saw on Friday, the day he resigned, Fox “The 5” said “I’m not into the whole conspiracy thing but…” then they continued to talk about a conspiracy

  20. OP4

    November 12, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Since Benghazi, both General Officers in the vicinity and now the CIA Director have been relieved of command (Africom commander General Hamm and Admiral Gaouette).  Something fishy is going on. 
    Petraeus’ chick is on saying the the CIA was running a prison there.

  21. OP4

    November 12, 2012 at 11:25 am

    The Obama Administration has his pension and Petraeus’ daughter’s $250k job at the Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection as hostages.  Petraeus isn’t going to say shit.

  22. Docintoxicated

    November 12, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I’m just glad this had nothing to do with “don’t ask don’t tell” violations.
    Have you seen is wife? I mean he’s head of the CIA and one of the most powerful people in the world, dude should always have an unbelievably hot Bond girl on each arm.

  23. JAFO1966

    November 12, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Like the mercenary says in Rambo 4 “Generals are the biggest junkies of all”

  24. Docintoxicated

    November 12, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Where is Dana to ask “wait he had an affair with a guy named Ben Ghazi?”

  25. Ziggy Stardust

    November 12, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    This whole subject reeks of fresh excrement !

  26. mistawag

    November 12, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    “I know she was my biographer but she really seemed like she was into me.”