Patraeus Resigns Over Affair With Biographer


General Petraeus is resigning from his post as CIA Director right before he is supposed to get grilled on Capitol Hill. I’m sure there will be no conspiracy theories about this.

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34 comments
mistawag
mistawag

"I know she was my biographer but she really seemed like she was into me."

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

This whole subject reeks of fresh excrement !  

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

Where is Dana to ask "wait he had an affair with a guy named Ben Ghazi?"

JAFO1966
JAFO1966

Like the mercenary says in Rambo 4 "Generals are the biggest junkies of all"

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

I'm just glad this had nothing to do with "don't ask don't tell" violations.

 

Have you seen is wife? I mean he's head of the CIA and one of the most powerful people in the world, dude should always have an unbelievably hot Bond girl on each arm.

OP4
OP4

The Obama Administration has his pension and Petraeus' daughter's $250k job at the Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection as hostages.  Petraeus isn't going to say shit. 

OP4
OP4

Since Benghazi, both General Officers in the vicinity and now the CIA Director have been relieved of command (Africom commander General Hamm and Admiral Gaouette).  Something fishy is going on. 

 

Petraeus' chick is on http://www.breitbart.com saying the the CIA was running a prison there.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I saw on Friday, the day he resigned, Fox "The 5" said "I'm not into the whole conspiracy thing but..." then they continued to talk about a conspiracy

zel
zel

Pics or it didn't happen.

Plastic Thoughts
Plastic Thoughts

And I thought the term "loose lips sink ships" was only applicable in a verbal context.

OP4
OP4

Damn crazy pussy gets everyone. 

 

 

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

tss, tss, not all men are cheats, that's just how they Petraeus.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

He shouldn't resign just because he had some Charlie Umbrella November Tango on the side !!!

balloonknotsy
balloonknotsy

Anybody seen this guys wife? Jeezus, she looks like a fucking sock puppet.

declinometer
declinometer

Petraeus cant testify about the made up story about a youtube video. This guy is the fall guy for a gun running operation to the Muslim Brotherhood in Syria gone bad. Putin put a hit on Ambassador Stevens in retaliation for the USA sending left over arms from Lybia to Turkey to smuggle into Syria. Obama knew what the attack was all about and could not send aid for fear that his entire illegal scheme would be revealed. Instead he sacrificed 4 lives and came up with this YouTube lie to cover his ass.

declinometer
declinometer

That's not why he resigned you fucking idiots.

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

I know my CIA test scores were 3 points higher than Ronny B's but I think he should take the job....

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

Gee, now I wonder how many of those medals and ribbons he earned were for muff diving?

sumwhatdim
sumwhatdim

Clinton wouldn't have made him resign.

ShowerBench
ShowerBench

we need to let this distraction go, right after we learn exactly what they did with each other

Jeff0015
Jeff0015

Haha. Anyone who still believes they the CIA wields a secret, unlimited power is being ridiculous. Dude loses his job over pussy? Haha.

Rorschach7
Rorschach7

Listen.. I know I said some stuff about the CIA on Twitter a couple of weeks ago.. but I had NOTHING repeat NOTHING to do with this.

FLpro
FLpro

No...I want to see him nervously sit at the witness stand annoyingly twirling two large ball bearings in his hand...Idk...saw that in a movie somewhere? :)

zel
zel

@declinometer perfect example of Poe's law.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

@declinometer OK. Glenn Beck ! I look toward to seeing more of your incoherent chalkboard scribbling !!!

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

@ShowerBench They played army. He laid down and she blew the hell out of him. !

CentaurSlayer
CentaurSlayer

@Rorschach7 sounds like your covering up something

Chris from Detroit
Chris from Detroit

@Yuuuck @sumwhatdim ok...sure he didn't. It was probably Bush, right?

declinometer
declinometer

@Chris from Detroit I'm glad I'm not the only one informed and paying attention!

zel
zel

@Chris from Detroit are you being sarcastic or willfully ignorant?