NYC is Now Targeting Sports and Energy Drinks

energy drinkHow did they stay out from under the radar this long? It’s getting increasingly closer to an all out sugar ban day by day.



  1. Aria Taint

    June 5, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    Enjoy your Kingdom NYC!

  2. Vickroy

    June 5, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    The N in NYC stands for Nanny, maaaaannn!

  3. Binary Daoist

    June 5, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    no stopping

  4. peon

    June 5, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    Fatties didn’t defend smokers when they were on the chopping block now it’s their turn to lose a vice. #fitterhapier #moreproductive

  5. AnthonyLoman

    June 5, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    Does this mean we can’t water our  crops with Brawndo anymore?

    • BadNewsJeff

      June 5, 2013 at 3:35 pm

      AnthonyLoman I hope not.  Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

    • DeathProof

      June 5, 2013 at 3:42 pm

      AnthonyLoman Are you sure you’re not the smartest man alive?

  6. BadNewsJeff

    June 5, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    The smart New York city investor should put all his money in milk farms, rice cake producers, and bicycle manufacturers.  The city that never sleeps will soon be forced to get 7-8 hours every night.

  7. HIMcDunnough

    June 5, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    how do they expect people to be EXTREME without monster and red bull?

  8. DeathProof

    June 5, 2013 at 3:43 pm

    I actually think doing meth would be cheaper than my Monster habit.

  9. Morgan : from parts unknown

    June 5, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    Good. Fuck y’all

  10. FLprodivider66

    June 5, 2013 at 4:00 pm


  11. stoogemcclassy

    June 5, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Stay away from the cans!!! Bloomberg hates the cans!!!

    • Anthony From California

      June 5, 2013 at 5:39 pm

      Unless you’re referring to men’s asses, in that case he loves them.

  12. Boogie_in_VA

    June 5, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    How can it be the “City That Never Sleeps” if the ban Red Bull??

  13. Anthony From California

    June 5, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    Bloomberg is just mad they don’t make energy drinks in a seman flavor.

  14. TheDonCarpenter

    June 5, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    The people get the government they deserve, and the people of New York are fucking assholes.