Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Models

The SI Swimsuit Cover Ship is Sinking and There’s Only Room For 3…

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Models bring so much joy to the world.  We love them all.  But what if the last 4 cover models — Kate Upton, Bar Refaeli, Irina Shayk and  Brooklyn Decker were on a sinking ship and there was only room in the life boat for 3 of them?  I know what you’re thinking– they’re tiny, just cram them in.  But its a tiny lifeboat.  One has to go overboard, or they all sink.  Who  doesn’t make it into the lifeboat?

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