Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Comedy Legends


lifeboatThe Ship is Sinking and There’s Only Room For 3…

Just imagine. Four  legends of stand up comedy are all on one ship. But oh shit, the ship is sinking and Richard Pryor, , Eddie Murphy and are about to go down with it. Thank goodness there’s a lifeboat, but there’s only room for three of them. Which black comedy legend doesn’t get a seat?

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richard pryor Bill Cosby eddie murphy chris rock 

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147 comments
ullh82w8
ullh82w8

With a rock, no plead for assistance. STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM! Easiest one yet!

cal5000
cal5000

Who the fuck put Chris Rock in contention over Bernie Mac/Redd Foxx/Robin Harris?

MugPush
MugPush

Carlin, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, & Jerry Seinfeld. 

(happy now?) 

Captain Geech
Captain Geech

Chris Rock just because he continues to try and act. 

Mikfin
Mikfin

Referring to president of US as your daddy is just too edgy for me.  Rock goes overboard and I hope he sinks like one.

Tacoshack27
Tacoshack27

I had to go with Murphy.  I still love Raw and Delirious to this day, but  I haven't found him funny in a quite the long time.

i57ignite
i57ignite

Pryor is untouchable.

Chris Rock's early specials are all-time classics (Bring The Pain especially) and even though he uses other comics as writers, he can't be bounced.

Eddie Murphy's body of work, although its less extensive than the others has stood the test of time tremendously. Raw and Delirious still has me laughing to the point of tears, and I've seen both countless times.

 

I'm bouncing Cosby.  Yes, he's a pioneer.  But his standup just doesn't hold up.  I also don't like comics who pride themselves on being clean and try to push their agenda on other people.  Peace out, Bill.

 

filler
filler

does anyone remember anything from Rock besides the "5,000 dollars a bullet" bit? Cause that's all I and anyone I've ever met remember.

JonNockels
JonNockels

I know I'm probably in the minority here...but I just don't find Richard Pryor that funny. Influential, sure, I get that...but just not funny to me.

Badmotherrucker
Badmotherrucker

Sorry bill. You told Eddie not to curse, to quote Richard, "Have a Coke, and a smile, and shut the fuck up." Into the water.

tommy-o
tommy-o

i'm going with Bill Cosby but only because he sucker punched Tom Smothers once at the Playboy mansion.. 

Fa Q
Fa Q

Chris is probably the best stand of the last twenty years but unfortunately he has to go the other three are legends.

Bloodklot
Bloodklot

Chris rock, you played a great crack addict but you's gots to go.

pokerface1947
pokerface1947

Bill begat Richard. Richard begat Eddie. Eddie begat Chris. Chris be gattin' out of that boat.

Philosaraptor
Philosaraptor

Chris Rock..GONE.. Maybe his Obama Jesus will save him.

 

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Would make more sense if they were in the back of the bus .

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

That many people are tossing out Chris Rock and then Bill Cosby? Huh?

cousin_dave
cousin_dave

I'm throwing Pryor out because he's already dead

Doom70
Doom70

Based on Stand-up, only.  They've all made bad movies and bad TV.  Stand-up only.

 

Bane1198
Bane1198

Mr. Rock, you in the fucken drink.

Regulator
Regulator

Ronnie nailed it - all funny dudes but Rock's body of work just not as extensive.

KingstonPete
KingstonPete

When can we do the white comedy legends lifeboat?

Brocknstock
Brocknstock

Get rid of Pryor he's the only one I've never laughed outloud to. And he was in the toy

AlienAssBaby
AlienAssBaby

Anyone who says it's easy to throw Bill Cosby in doesn't understand comedy history...

kernelpickle
kernelpickle

Murphy is the only one who didn't give a shit about stand-up after he attained celebrity status. Not to mention that of all their acts, as funny as Murphy was he never had the level of insight or genius that Cosby, Pryor or Rock had. He just did funny voices and acted crazy like Robin Williams--where's the substance or social commentary in that?

Maybrick
Maybrick

On pure stand up ability ONLY.. Chris Rock is nowhere near the other 3 comics.

 

Sorry Ronnie B. is just not so.

 

Tell me ONE joke Chris Rock ever told with a "normal" voice. His whole gimmick is his loud over the top black gruff voice. Not saying it never made me laugh. But call it what it is, It's a gimmick. Couldn't tell a joke/concept WITHOUT the crazy "black" voice to save his life. The ONLY reason why people think he's funny.

 

Sucks as as an actor to boot.

 

Chris Rock drowns.

KingstonPete
KingstonPete

Bill Cosby's album, "Wonderfullness" was the reason I idolized comics as a child.

Broxstar
Broxstar

does'nt matter I'm pretty sure none of them can swim anyway

KingstonPete
KingstonPete

Certain death for whoever I throw in, as I assume none of them can swim.

heetz
heetz

Eddie Murphy goes sploosh for playing an entire family, poorly.

jayjohnstone
jayjohnstone

throw gia overboard,she's gunning for teacher's pet

iknowyoujj
iknowyoujj

Not Cosby, what about Fat Albert, the cartoon, not the live action movie with keenan, that one sucked..

TheDonCarpenter
TheDonCarpenter

@AlienAssBaby They're just simpletons that only laugh at dirty words. A comic doesn't have to say "cunt" to get a laugh.

Maybrick
Maybrick

 @kernelpickle If you never seen social commentary in Eddie Murphy,  they you never seen Eddie Murphy.