Nobody Has a Better Headline Than the New York Post


Bow before the King and kiss his ring.

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48 Comments

  1. CryBaby1

    November 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Who wouldn’t?

  2. Pool Keepers Son

    November 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Sneaky CIA, I only them shaking hands, where is his other hand, smell my finger

  3. jerkstoresean

    November 10, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    His family: “More like Betray us!”

  4. Igglesphan

    November 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Which one is man?

  5. Igglesphan

    November 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    fuck – the man – I shouldn’t drink….

  6. jonnyfrench1

    November 10, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    Petraeus Fucks himself out of a job.

  7. Reddingwb

    November 10, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    Can you blame him?

  8. cal5000

    November 10, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    That is a friggin headline

  9. seamus98

    November 10, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    oh no, he took an oath or something

  10. wutpie

    November 11, 2012 at 12:48 am

    Dude has people killed for a living, but God forbid he bangs a someone.

  11. Raybot

    November 11, 2012 at 8:54 am

    Nice coat dick

  12. CentaurSlayer

    November 11, 2012 at 9:19 am

    He’s in charge of the CIA and you can’t cover that up! I never want to hear conspiracy theory’s again.. We know EVERYTHING!!!

  13. DeathProof

    November 11, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Needle of Death!

  14. madtowntom

    November 11, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    who the fuck cares…  did u see his wife? fuking aunt bea jr.

  15. madtowntom

    November 11, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    enough with the adultry “scandals”.. did u see his wife? aunt bea jr.

  16. Wouldja

    November 11, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    C.I.Adultery

  17. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 11:11 am

    In bedded reporter!

  18. TheBlancoNino

    November 12, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Clear and Present Banger

  19. BigMike2012

    November 12, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Brilliance.

  20. TheBlancoNino

    November 12, 2012 at 11:16 am

    The Bourne Adultramatum

  21. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 11:17 am

    The CIA put a tip in my brain

  22. coldsalt

    November 12, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Just the tip in covert-operations

  23. coldsalt

    November 12, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Story still undressing its self

  24. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Petraeus resigns from CIA, maintains position as Female Booty Inspector

  25. LizSetsFire

    November 12, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Central Intelligence Absent

  26. LizSetsFire

    November 12, 2012 at 11:24 am

    who ever knew CIA meant cock in ass?

  27. LizSetsFire

    November 12, 2012 at 11:27 am

    FBI busts CIA over internal affair.

  28. harlequincy

    November 12, 2012 at 11:31 am

    quid pro ho

  29. Docintoxicated

    November 12, 2012 at 11:34 am

    “General didn’t gay his way to the top!”

  30. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Petraeus does a broad well

  31. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 12, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Patreaus? More like Betray-Us.

  32. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 12, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    General introduces biographer to Privates.

  33. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 12, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Head of the CIA resigns over getting some head from some TNA

  34. HummusMagnate

    November 12, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    “General caught fucking chick way hotter than his wife” (like that?)

  35. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 12, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    The Spread Eagle has landed.

  36. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 12, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    General pulls out of Iraq, enters biographer.

  37. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 12, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    The lullaby of Broadwell.

  38. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 12, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    General cheats on “Fez in a wig” with his biographer mistress.

  39. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 12, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    CIA head deploys Seaman in covert operation.

  40. Bloodklot

    November 12, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    A Few Good Bangs 
     
    “You can’t handle the cock!”

  41. Jerry65

    November 12, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Seal team sex. OR….. My wife is hideous, and I’m a general goddamit!

  42. bmqq316

    November 12, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    General Lack of Discretion

  43. bmqq316

    November 12, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    General Dick-tation

  44. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 12, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    General Patton some ass

  45. Ziggy Stardust

    November 12, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    David Petraeus- “The Spy Who Shagged Me”

  46. Jerry65

    November 13, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Missing a thought bubble above his head…”I’m a fucking general!”

  47. FredLee

    November 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    She knows which one is his rifle and which one is his gun!

  48. FredLee

    November 13, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    You’d think she would date a Navy Officer..b/c she likes Seamen…..Double Guns!