NFL Coaches Are Really Just Big Cartoon Characters
Cartoon characters are real, and we call them NFL coaches. Most of them look seconds away from running across the field yelling “Yabba Dabba Do!!” or “suffering succotash.”
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The Dallas Cowboys’ Jason Garrett and Woody Woodpecker.
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Tom Coughlin from the New York Giants and Abe Simpson.
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The Philadelphia Eagles’ Chip Kelly and Barney Rubble.
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Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid.
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Miami Dolphins coach Joe Philbin and Ren.
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New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick and Desaad.
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The San Diego Chargers’ Mike McCoy and Melman the Giraffe.
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Seattle’s Pete Carroll and Roger “Race” Bannon from “Jonny Quest.”
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St. Louis Rams Coach Jeff Fisher and Sylvester.
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Greenbay Packers Coach Mike McCarthy and Meatwad.
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Atlanta Falcons coach Mike Smith and Droopy Dog.
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Chicago Bears’ Marc Trestman and Zorak
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Tampa Bay Coach Greg Schiano and “The Thing”
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Oakland Raiders coach Dennis Allen and Ratatouille
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Before Losing Weight NY Jets Coach Rex Ryan and Cartman
After Losing Weight Rex Ryan and Teen Bam Bam