New Dinosaur Species Discovered is a Cross Between a Raptor and Duck


Scientists unearthed the fossil of a dinosaur so bizarre they were sure it was a hoax, but it turned out to be legit. Halszkaraptor escuilliei, scientists say was ducklike but as predatorial and dangerous as a raptor, and quite weird looking.

Look, they can’t all be badass winners like the T-Rex. Honestly, it’s probably best this poor Island of Doctor Moreau abomination is extinct.

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2 Comments

  1. BadNewsJeff

    December 7, 2017 at 10:39 am

    That duck could pull a truck.

  2. MWJ

    December 7, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    Can you quack like a Halszkaraptor escuilliei when you fuck?

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