New For Christmas: SNL’s Asian-American Doll
Looking for a politically correct gift for kids this year? Every little girl will love the non-offensive “Asian-American Doll”. She doesn’t have a name, that would be going into a dangerous area of backlash and what company wants to put out a product that’s only going to bring fake outrage?
Asian-American Doll won’t offend anyone by saying phrases that could be interpreted as inflammatory. She also has no recognizable “academic strengths or weaknesses”. Making her extra smart would just lead to online protests. Created at dozens of sensitivity meetings and made from a place of fear, it’s Asian-American Doll.
Empty, generic, non-offending dream house sold separately.
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