New Cell Phone Does Nothing But Make Calls

It’s time to tap into your own inner Ari Shaffir, and you don’t have to fly halfway across the world to do it. Ditch social media, turn off the internet, and still be able to be reached by the babysitter. It’s a miracle.



  1. DB Cooper

    May 19, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    Finally a burner phone that won’t break the bank.

  2. davebcor

    May 20, 2017 at 10:56 am

    Burner phones are cheaper, hell you sign up and get a free phone.

  3. MWJ

    May 20, 2017 at 11:04 am

    It takes a rube.