New Book: Lenny Dykstra is a Racist, Sexist and Pervert


Former Phillie Lenny Dykstra is a sexist, racist, sexual deviant and one of the biggest all-around lowlifes you’ll ever come across. So says a new book by financial journalist and ex-Dykstra employee Christopher Frankie.

Here’s some of the books claims but isn’t this just Nails being Nails ?

  • Dykstra liked to “leave a large amount of feces in the toilet . . . so he could hear the shrieks of the hotel’s grossed-out maids.”
  • He once told a female executive, in a meeting, that he had “impregnated three women in the same night and made them all get abortions.”
  • He referred to Tiger Woods and Derek Jeter as “darkies,” and the legendary Willie Mays, with whom he had a business relationship, as his “field n—er.”
  • By the end of 2009, The Wall Street Journal reported that Dykstra’s mansion was “littered throughout with empty beer bottles, trash and dog feces and urine among other unmentionables.” Dykstra was removed from the home and “barred from the exclusive gated community.”
  • He would place ads for a personal assistant on Craigslist using a false name, and “would then cajole the applicants into giving him massages while he was nude, or just brazenly ask for oral sex.”

Read more at philly.com.

 

48 Comments

  1. Guilty Bystander

    March 27, 2013 at 7:27 am

    Geez, if you’re gonna nitpick…

  2. ecupirate

    March 27, 2013 at 7:32 am

    They need to quit bragging on Lenny, its not helping him get in to the hall of fame

  3. Moe Green

    March 27, 2013 at 7:33 am

    And don’t forget, a smokeless tobacco user!

    • Gunner

      March 27, 2013 at 8:17 am

      @Moe Green well that does it!! Hey Peppy, write his name down and strike a line through it!

  4. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 7:44 am

    That’s awesome

  5. Binary Daoist

    March 27, 2013 at 7:52 am

    I need to re-read “How the bad guys won”

  6. Punk0

    March 27, 2013 at 7:54 am

    Are you sure this book is about Lenny Dykstra?  Because this sounds a lot like my father.

    • Moon Rocks

      March 27, 2013 at 10:12 am

      @Punk0 sorry, bud, I stepped on your line.

      • Punk0

        March 28, 2013 at 8:22 am

        @Moon Rocks  @Punk0  No problem.  It’s easy to do when the newest posts are at the top.  Not everyone has the time to read every post anyway.  It’s not like we’re getting paid for this shit.

  7. zel

    March 27, 2013 at 8:15 am

    Hey, as a Phillies fan, I need to point out that he was a Met first.

  8. Docintoxicated

    March 27, 2013 at 8:38 am

    Truly an American Icon.

  9. CamfromToronto

    March 27, 2013 at 8:50 am

    the forgot to mention “financial genius”

  10. Aria Taint

    March 27, 2013 at 8:55 am

    I would love to party with this guy…

  11. stoogemcclassy

    March 27, 2013 at 9:15 am

    Basically ESD if he hit powerball

  12. RonsCigar

    March 27, 2013 at 9:18 am

    Wow, he is a crazy fuck and it is awesome.

  13. LNozowitz

    March 27, 2013 at 9:41 am

    he sounds like a hoot

  14. EMC

    March 27, 2013 at 9:45 am

    Whose feces?

  15. Moon Rocks

    March 27, 2013 at 10:11 am

    Dad!?

  16. caseypickles

    March 27, 2013 at 10:26 am

    I wonder if any of this happened at Charlie Sheen’s house?

  17. harlequincy

    March 27, 2013 at 11:04 am

    And winner of the Beechnut Chaw Cheek Championship from 86-89

  18. harlequincy

    March 27, 2013 at 11:05 am

    And the Beechnut Chaw Cheek Champion from ’86-89

  19. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 11:18 am

    8===D

  20. Mikfin

    March 27, 2013 at 11:26 am

    Don’t “tell all” books usually reveal negative stuff about their subjects?

  21. Mikfin

    March 27, 2013 at 11:27 am

    Don’t “tell all” books usually reveal negative stuff about their subjects?  This looks like hagiograpy to me.

  22. Mikfin

    March 27, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Don’t “tell all” books usually reveal negative stuff about their subjects?  This looks like hagiography to me.

  23. YotaruVegeta

    March 27, 2013 at 11:29 am

    Lucky twitter wasn’t around then.

  24. AnthonyLoman

    March 27, 2013 at 11:36 am

    Lenny Fucking Dykstra rules. Your fucking out philly.

  25. jasonhathaway

    March 27, 2013 at 11:45 am

    Good for him.

  26. HicksShittyMusicTaste

    March 27, 2013 at 11:47 am

    my new hero

  27. Yuuuck

    March 27, 2013 at 11:55 am

    Leaving poop in the toilet for someone else to find is pretty funny.  when I do it, I like to tape a note up under the lid that reads:  “Taa-daa!”

  28. sidwasout

    March 27, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    I’d love to know what the “other unmentionables” are.

  29. Recyclerz

    March 27, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    It’s just the steroids talking.
     
     
    Well, that and his ignorance.

  30. mrmjohn

    March 27, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    Why do you think he was so beloved in Pennsylvania. If you add in homophobic, we would have voted him Governor.

  31. Nick's Hex

    March 27, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Think about him in the 80’s, jacked up grill, dip juice on his face, now add $30 million, still a dirtball.

  32. pdonnelly19

    March 27, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    What if Ty Cobb played in the 80’s: The Lenny Dykstra Story

  33. TemporalGrid

    March 27, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    I hope that rat bastard doesn’t try to save any lives in New York, the Post will be all over that shit.

    • Captain Geech

      March 27, 2013 at 2:28 pm

      @TemporalGrid poor Sad Lieutenant

  34. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    3 pregs in 1 night, that’s boss

  35. TheDonCarpenter

    March 27, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Let’s not forget the gambling problem. The guy’s a legend.

  36. JfromHuntington

    March 27, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    I heard Dykstra sold Kruk’s left nut for some rock.

  37. Nick's Hex

    March 27, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    What you call energy, some would call a pile of cocaine.

  38. zecket

    March 27, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    He learned it from watching Wally Backman

  39. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    This isn’t gay news??

    • Nick's Hex

      March 27, 2013 at 2:30 pm

      @Morgan McNastyDo you hear Fez talking?

      • Morgan McNasty

        March 27, 2013 at 2:30 pm

        @Nick’s Hex good point

      • joe8775

        March 27, 2013 at 2:31 pm

        @Nick’s Hex  he seems like hes the type of guy to say fag 100 times a day fezzy should be outraged

      • Morgan McNasty

        March 27, 2013 at 2:32 pm

        @joe8775 @Nick’s Hex or call for his firing

  40. Flypaper

    March 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    Great play if all the hangers on fell for his deal,tell what they want to hear and YOU are the KING