Need To Sober Up!? You Could Have Had a V-8

If you’re trying to sober someone up, never mind getting a big cup of coffee.  That doesn’t even work in sitcoms.  Researchers are saying that blood alcohol levels dropped 3 times lower and drunk people sobered up 50 minutes sooner when drinking tomato juice than with just water.  And getting a drunk to drink tomato juice should be just as easy as getting them to not throw it back up.

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  1. Kevin Dubya

    June 4, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    Just drink bloody marys all night and you should be good

    • Javaman

      June 4, 2012 at 7:08 pm

       @Kevin Dubya I think I see a new regular in Pepper’s future.

    • DeathProof

      June 4, 2012 at 7:55 pm

       @Kevin Dubya Yeah, should just reach a sort of natural equilibrium at some point.

      • DeathProof

        June 4, 2012 at 7:57 pm

         @Kevin Dubya Hooray for stasis!

  2. Narc Zito

    June 4, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    Who wants to know how to get sober quicker?  I want to know how to get drunk quicker.

  3. pipeloader

    June 4, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    no shit, that’s why people drink bloody mary’s the morning after.  this just in: carrots help your vision.

    • Main Line Chaz

      June 5, 2012 at 1:10 am

      As long as spinach gives me buff forearms, I’m a believer

  4. TyWanon

    June 4, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    You can also Drive a V-8 through a crowded sidewalk of innocent pedestrian, if you believe this shit

  5. jerkstoresean

    June 5, 2012 at 7:24 am

    And deal with heartburn? No thanks. Give me my keys

  6. Toin Coss

    June 5, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    Bloody Hell…Er I Mean Mary !?/?!

  7. Toin Coss

    June 5, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Actually Stupid me….Virgin Mary works better !?/?!