Man, for my "art project" everyone send me money for beer and chicken wings so I can eat them. Then, I'll take a crap and photograph it. Just for you! The more you send, the more I crap. I'll create a website where you can rate the turd you've helped make and compare it to other turds that have been sponsored. I'll offer autographed 8" x 10" glossy photos suitable for framing of me posing with your turd. I'll give the thumbs up for an extra $1. For $5 you can upgrade to the peace sign, and for $10 you can get the deluxe package... I'll actually box up your turd and mail it to you or another person of your choosing.