Mr. Britney Spears

Meet Jason Trawick. He’s Britney Spears’ fiancé, manager, and conservator. It’s his job to look out for that 200 million dollar nest egg. Oh sure, you don’t care now but you will be interested when he finds her body in the pool.



  1. corporate owned

    September 11, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    Yeah!!!!  Lottery winner!!

    • bmqq316

      September 12, 2012 at 12:24 pm

       @corporate owned No shit…I can’t be mad at this guy. He just bought a ticket on a million dollar crazy train…enjoy the ride!

  2. FLprodivider66

    September 11, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    Hmm, hockey player huh?…She’d really like my slapshot hehe!

    • jerkstoresean

      September 12, 2012 at 9:33 am

      @FLprodivider66 I’m sure they’ll find her slapped and shot one day

  3. SarahMcSassyPants

    September 11, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    I can’t wait for him to drop a rap album and appear on celebrity fit club.

  4. SkilledDayLabor

    September 12, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Britney is like Nickelback and Cold Play, everyone says they hate them but they sellout concerts night after night? Britney did 32 mil in 2011 in the US. Cold Play did 70 mil in 11 days in London’s Olympic Stadium, Nickleback is #2 this year with April alone netting them 3.2 mil – somebody loves these fuckers . Fact check!

  5. Cletus from Brooklyn

    September 12, 2012 at 7:33 am

    Im sure he has true feelings for her…

  6. Burley

    September 12, 2012 at 7:36 am

    he is only looking out for her best interest and his too 

  7. fitzyMFNcent

    September 12, 2012 at 8:16 am

    nice mullets

  8. jerkstoresean

    September 12, 2012 at 9:21 am

    I’d board her

  9. jerkstoresean

    September 12, 2012 at 9:32 am

    Hoped to be a pro hockey player. Ended up a teen pop manager. Ouch

  10. Rorschach7

    September 12, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Man if I was in charge of a whore pop stars money I would be buying weed.. whiskey .. toys and video games.

  11. pitts6866

    September 12, 2012 at 10:35 am

    I graduated the same high school same year. Knew Jason back then, find this very funny

  12. Aria Taint

    September 12, 2012 at 10:40 am

    Britney, take theses benzos and take a few laps in the pool.

  13. Docintoxicated

    September 12, 2012 at 11:00 am

    It’s not an easy job, between fupa waxings and keeping track of every kid that falls out of her vagina he has his work cut out for him.

  14. archg2

    September 12, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Surprisingly I still don’t care.

  15. Narc Zito

    September 12, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    He’s a failed version of Terry Richardson.

  16. MeatCurtains

    September 12, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    omg his coach is flounder from animal house

  17. DeathProof

    September 13, 2012 at 10:11 am