Monotone Movie Quotes: Bill Murray Edition


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Read these quotes in your monotone head, and see if you can place em.  Quick! Don’t look it up, don’t cheat, don’t even ask your friends. How many of these movie quotes can you guess correctly without being able to hear the actual quote. Good luck.

Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.

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LIFE AQUATIC

We’re mutts! Here’s proof: his nose is cold! But there’s no animal that’s more faithful, that’s more loyal, more loveable than the mutt.

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Is that a bra you’re wearing, or are you expecting an assassination attempt?

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Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it.

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RUSHMORE

I don’t deserve someone like you. But If I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life.

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GROUNDHOG DAY

Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?

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SCROOGED

There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don’t. My ex-wife loves him.

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WHAT ABOUT BOB

Named after a hot dog, you poor man, you poor, poor man.

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I’m just afraid that you’re going to burn in Hell for all this.

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TOOTSIE

He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!

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It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more.

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SCROOGED

 

I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.

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LIFE AQUATIC

It’s easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain.

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RAZORS EDGE

Well maybe the *real* God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he’s not omnipotent. He’s just been around so long he knows everything.

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GROUNDHOG DAY

This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.

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GHOSTBUSTERS1

We’re gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don’t send the stuff that I send to other people.

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SCROOGED

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

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WHAT ABOUT BOB

 That is one nutty hospital.

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TOOTSIE

You’re always concerned about your reputation. Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk.

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GHOSTBUSTERS1

I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives.

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SCROOGED

 You’ve made a cuckold of me.

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ROYAL TENENBAUMS

The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

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LOST IN TRANSLATION

I think what I’m saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?

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GHOSTBUSTERS 2

Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

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Oh sir! You forgot your map! And our millions of dollars!

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QUICK CHANGE

 

In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it’s worked.

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WHERE BUFFALO ROAM

You goin’ to Vegas? If you’re going to Vegas, I would be up for it because I love that town. I’m a party guy. I love that town.

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It’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

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Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody

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QUICK CHANGE

What’s the matter? You’re pacing like an expectant father with the clap.

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We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

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GHOSTBUSTERS1

You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya?

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“Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!” I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

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QUICK CHANGE

 

He was one of a kind. He was a mutant. A real heavyweight water buffalo type… who could chew his way through a concrete wall and spit out the other side covered with lime and chalk and look good in doing it.

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WHERE BUFFALO ROAM

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time

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LOST IN TRANSLATION

 

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Lesley Coffin is the Features/Interviews Editor for the movie site Filmoria. She has also written the books Lew Ayres: Hollywood Conscientious Objector (2012) and Hitchcock's Stars (2014), and currently writing a third book. Look for her brand new podcast, "Lake Shore Drive to Hollywood" part of the Second Wind Collective podcast network. Follow on twitter @filmbiographer for thoughts on movies and cat pictures.

2 Comments

  1. HIMcDunnough

    September 5, 2014 at 11:07 am

    Quick Change has to be one of the best little known movies out there

  2. Happyface999

    September 5, 2014 at 11:47 am

    Bill Murray in Minor League….