Mitt Romney Accidentally Enters the Puerto Rican Lottery
Man would this be the start of a summer comedy or what!? Mitt Romney accidentally entered the Puerto Rican lottery during some kind of weird mix up with sales receipts. It’s really the kind of concept that only a hack Hollywood screenwriter would pitch. Particularly since “winning the Puerto Rican lottery” sounds like some euphemism for your girlfriend having a miscarriage.
Mitt has already said that if he wins he will return the money. No worries Mitt, the way things are going Rick Santourum will probably win.
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