Miley Cyrus is REALLY Topless On Horse (NSFW)


miley“I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I’ve a horse outside
if you’re lookin for a ride I’ve got a horse outside”

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26 Comments

  1. Badger1225

    April 1, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    Miley like it.

  2. utterdisgrace

    April 1, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    How did they get Hicks to pose for that photo shoot too?

  3. deliciousv

    April 1, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    I have a rule, my daughter is 29, I don’t allow myself to become sexually attracted to anyone younger than that. My dick didn’t get the memo.

  4. AnthonyLoman

    April 1, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    Was 100 percent ready for a last minute April Falls.

  5. shortbusdriver

    April 1, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    Fake

  6. shortbusdriver

    April 1, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    the horse anyway

  7. EdFromjersey

    April 1, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    Best song eva

  8. ZipTheRipper1

    April 1, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    i bet that horsecock came in like a wrecking ball

  9. SerotoninsGone

    April 1, 2014 at 9:39 pm

    That’s quacktastic!

  10. Christopher Brooklyn

    April 1, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    I bet half of Pepper popps Stanley is jealous

  11. deliciousv

    April 1, 2014 at 10:09 pm

    AnthonyLoman  I’d settle for an Avril Lavigne!

  12. rexdart936

    April 1, 2014 at 10:40 pm

    if miley would throw me a mercy fuck, i could die a happy man.

  13. AnthonyLoman

    April 1, 2014 at 11:45 pm

    deliciousv AnthonyLoman  She is married to the nickleback Douche so all hope of nude Avril is over. Plus she is old like 25 yech.

  14. FERREL

    April 2, 2014 at 12:56 am

    Nice Cigar

  15. RIFF610

    April 2, 2014 at 6:32 am

    “hi i’m a famous average person”

  16. Aria Taint Bennington

    April 2, 2014 at 8:49 am

    LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. DeathProof

    April 2, 2014 at 9:40 am

    Nice wig…

  18. SAUCE BOSS

    April 2, 2014 at 10:34 am

    Saucer nipples

  19. HIMcDunnough

    April 2, 2014 at 10:42 am

    I am underwhelmed, but I’ll still never turn down looking at titties

  20. Vickroy

    April 2, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    Who has bigger teeth? Miley or the Horse?

    Of course a centaur would be attracted to a woman on a horse.

  21. FLpro

    April 2, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    I suddenly have the urge to chew on pencil erasers! 😛

  22. My Kaka

    April 2, 2014 at 3:18 pm

    can she please just go away?

  23. Concert Pig

    April 2, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    Love the Rubber Bandits quote! Hats off to whom ever is responsible. Hipsters done good.

  24. Anthony From California

    April 2, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    Fuck the article, here is the image http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/31/miley-cyrus-nude-horse1.jpg

  25. HIMcDunnough

    April 2, 2014 at 11:51 pm

    Pan-tees

  26. Midkiff

    April 3, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    would f**k