Mickey Rourke Thinks Moneyball is Torture


Armond White and Mickey Rourke agree on at least one thing: torture is being forced to watch Moneyball. It’s never easy to be honest about a friend’s work but Mickey taken the easy route. Bravo Mickey. Now we await Brad Pitt’s review of Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.

Read more at tmz.com.

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64 Comments

  1. pipeloader

    March 7, 2012 at 10:42 am

    fuck you, rassler, money-ball rocks

  2. cigarsNscotch

    March 7, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Brad Pitt is a shitty actor. Mickey Rourke and his frozen face from too many plastic surgeries still has a wider range of facial expressions than Pitt.

  3. Verbal Kint

    March 7, 2012 at 10:47 am

    I actually liked Moneyball.  Doesn’t have a ton of depth, but I still enjoyed it.

  4. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 7, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Me thinks the Rourke’s face is torture…

  5. TonyFrederick

    March 7, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Rourke = Douche

  6. bmqq316

    March 7, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Has he seen “Get Carter”?

  7. Shinemonkey

    March 7, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Bitter… party of one

  8. Kendall in Texas

    March 7, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Ironman2 on the other hand?  genius.  He wanted his burrd.

  9. alancl92

    March 7, 2012 at 11:37 am

    “Immortals” sucked

  10. No1throwdown

    March 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    MonkeyBall

  11. CamfromToronto

    March 7, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Any lord of the rings movie

  12. DeepSpaceMoonRocks

    March 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, or as I call it Reverse Forrest Gump.

  13. Lady Resin

    March 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    I cannot stand “Groundhogs Day.” I didn’t crack one smile through it.

  14. Jeff

    March 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    Brazil!
     

  15. Mikfin

    March 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    Brokeback Mountain

  16. TheBeast1

    March 7, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    I know a bunch of people who loved Napoleon Dynamite–I don’t think I’ve hated another movie that much before or since.

  17. Jame Gumb

    March 7, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    Gran Torino. Cheesy plot and moral. And the acting was so horrible it ruined the realism he was going for. 

  18. TheRealPatrickW

    March 7, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    I could not stand Donnie Darko

  19. sfjdotcom

    March 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    It’s a Wonderful Life
     
    The entire message of the film is “don’t follow your dreams, your life belongs to everyone else, everything will be fine.”

  20. rbloomer76

    March 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    life aquatic fuckin blew

    • DeepSpaceMoonRocks

      March 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm

      @rbloomer76 You’re out of your goddamn mind.

  21. CamfromToronto

    March 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Rain Man is another. Liked it as a kid, now realize its really just a shitty 80s Tom cruise movie

  22. Roefmli

    March 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    Titanic- blech!

  23. TheRealPatrickW

    March 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    Ghost World sucked, I wanted to punch that chick in the face

  24. UnicornFigurine

    March 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    The Kids are Alright. That movie was soooooooo cringe-inducing!  Gay for the sake of being PC. Yuck!

  25. Mikfin

    March 7, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Deep Throat.  I didn’t believe Linda Lovelace’s motivation in this film

  26. jare215th

    March 7, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Resevoiur dogs. I never got into it. Some parts are cool but overall ok

  27. skyscraper

    March 7, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I love David Lean films, but can’t get through Dr. Zhivago.

  28. Snake eyes

    March 7, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Avatar is legitimately one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Sure it looks good but Just because you put shit on a silver platter doesn’t make it a good meal

  29. Peculier

    March 7, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Tree of Life. Artsy piece of shit with no real story and flashing pictures of dinosaurs.

  30. Tom the Cop

    March 7, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Harry Potter and the Fill in the Blank

  31. skyscraper

    March 7, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    also, 2001 A Space Odyssey is painful.

  32. DAcks14

    March 7, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Any movie Gbaby liked I think is complete crap…..Bridesmaids?  Superhero movies?  UGGGGHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh

  33. Jame Gumb

    March 7, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    hated Requiem for a Dream. Most Aronofsky stuff is overrated. 

  34. timegoat

    March 7, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    I refuse to even watch whatever movie “Show me the money” comes from. Looked awful from the trailers alone.

  35. BigBadBri

    March 7, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Bridesmaids…the only laugh was when she shit in the street.  And that was more of an uncomfortable sympathy laugh.  I don’t get what the hype is all about.

  36. turtle553

    March 7, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    “Where the Wild Things Are”. Whiny kid, annoying characters

  37. chrisd636

    March 7, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Scarface. Absolutely 0 likeability in any of the characters, and just a dull story.

  38. JeffSiddall

    March 7, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    I hate 2001: A space odessy and Clockwork Orange. 

  39. SH4RKYx

    March 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    I wanted Lock stock and two smoking barrels to be good. Fuckin shite.
     

  40. Pool Keepers Son

    March 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    broke back mountain sorry fez

  41. Christron

    March 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    I can’t sit through a second of Rocky Horror Picture Show and i lost my virginity the first time i watched it
     

    • Christron

      March 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm

      I can’t even watch it on a nostalgic level

  42. Nicholad

    March 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    The Sixth Sense sucked

  43. White Dog

    March 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    TPearl Harbor
    Titanicy
    40 Year Old Virgin
    And that awful Benjamin Button shit-hole
    Never made it through any of those 3 1/2 hour pieces of donkey droppings.

  44. vagpoop

    March 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    That movie Gigli sucks.

  45. DBA

    March 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Turned off fear and loathing. There was no story, I couldn’t focus.

  46. Ken Shane

    March 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Star Wars

  47. Assy

    March 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Crash is such a heavy handed over the top depiction of cliche stereotypes I’ve ever seen. I vowed to never watch it again before it was over.

  48. Christron

    March 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Also Grease or any movie that characters randomly break into song and dance gives me uncomfortable sweats
     

  49. Joesleezbag

    March 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Boondocks saints is fucking terrible

  50. door4ablanket

    March 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Matrix, too big of a stretch. Keono as chosen one?

  51. Joesleezbag

    March 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Boondock saints

  52. Assy

    March 7, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Dancer in the Dark stinks as well, why did she become a retarded retard during the fight with the guy from the Green Mile? She was blind, not mute.

  53. FanBoy1

    March 7, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Step Brothers
    Titanic
    The English Patient
    Clockwork
    Its a wonderful life…just for starters.

  54. kjcbird54

    March 7, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    I have never been able to sit through A Clockwork Orange. It sucks.

  55. Pool Keepers Son

    March 7, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    does fez have a cgloraphorm fetish

    • Pool Keepers Son

      March 7, 2012 at 1:20 pm

      funny shit this morning on O&A

  56. Vinnieappliance

    March 7, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    All Quentin Tarantino movies, all the dialog is fake and forced.

  57. TonyFrederick

    March 7, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Footloose. Used to like it till some Syracuse Gay Glee club put on a shitty production of it.

  58. TonyFrederick

    March 7, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Footloose. Used to like it till some Syracuse gay guy fucked it up in a shitty local yocal production.

  59. Dee Dee Ramone

    March 7, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    Didn’t laugh once during What about Bob?

  60. TyWanon

    March 7, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    Does Mickey Rourke really refer to himself jacking off …..as Money Ball?

  61. caseypickles

    March 9, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Slumdog Millionaire sucked balls! Life is hard in Mumbai, I get it, I get it!