Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Are Not Teenaged

Big Micheal Bay pissed off a lot of no-life fanboys when he announced that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were not mutants but aliens . Apparently Bay is dropping Teenage from the Turtles too because the title is now just Ninja Turtles. Nice Mike, way to streamline. Next is a remake of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest that Bay simply calls Nest.

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  1. JfromHuntington

    March 26, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    Michael Bay is a shit-eating cunt

  2. fanofcan

    March 26, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Now they practice Karate and not Ninjitsu
    They are now karate alien turtles

  3. tH0mBuS

    March 26, 2012 at 6:08 pm

    it’s actually going to be a remake of the color purple but with alien turtles.

  4. Katmandu mis-spelled

    March 26, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Are people really upset, who gives a crap. I like turtle soup and frog legs

  5. Raybot

    March 26, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Now if he would just change the turtle to Muppet Babies I’ll be so in.

  6. Turbo_Squirbo

    March 26, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    They had to make them adults, or else they would have to cut the pivotal gang rape scene from the final version.

  7. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 26, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    Shouldn’t he just call it alien ninjas? It’s as stupid as calling a movie the karate kid when there’s no karate, what a minute…

  8. fitzyMFNcent

    March 26, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    UGHH!!!! Why don’t he just make them the immature radioactive samurai slugs! #Sarcasm

  9. mgz

    March 26, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    … jesus christ

  10. Broxstar

    March 26, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Ronnie B quote says “Giant Fighting Turtles From Outer Space”

  11. Ubergod

    March 26, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    I’d rather watch Gamera.

  12. TyWanon

    March 26, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    Heres the idea….Ninja Turtles Soup …an aphrodisiac of a film, with full fledged frontal Turtle nudity

  13. tommy o

    March 27, 2012 at 12:58 am

    how did aliens learn ninjitsu?  Unless…  was the japanese civilization actually settled by Ancient Aliens?

  14. tommy o

    March 27, 2012 at 1:00 am

    Also… What about the ooze?  THE OOZE!!

  15. SpaceAnimal

    March 27, 2012 at 2:05 am

    if this turns out to be a romantic comedy starring zito by the end ill love it

    • dirk_lance

      March 27, 2012 at 2:11 am

       @SpaceAnimal a romantic comedy for me is a movie where zito dies while i jerk off

      • dirk_lance

        March 27, 2012 at 2:12 am

         @SpaceAnimal that came off meaner than i meant….sry zeets

  16. jerkstoresean

    March 27, 2012 at 9:39 am

    How long before it comes out that it’s just a ‘Paul’ remake?

  17. jerkstoresean

    March 27, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Middle age normal alien turtles, middle age normal alien turtles, middle age normal alien turtles.. Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!