Miami Braces for ”Urban Beach Week”


The Urbans are coming ! The Urbans are coming !

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24 Comments

  1. Vickroy

    May 23, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    Define “Urban.”

    • brushmonkey

      May 23, 2013 at 3:25 pm

      Vickroy Opposite of taxpayer

  2. cal5000

    May 23, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Time to fumigate again.

  3. Cheese Steak the Works

    May 23, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    I thought every week was “urban week” in Miami.

  4. Cheese Steak the Works

    May 23, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    Ladies don’t leave the hotel without your, pepper spray, mace and a basketball.

  5. JonNockels

    May 23, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    So this is the week that they come to the beach, soak up the sun, play a little volleyball, and spend some some money in the many gift shops. Sounds nice. What could possibly go wrong?

  6. AntonioJB

    May 23, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    Time to leave miami and go down to the keys

  7. ecupirate

    May 23, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    Poor Miami, Maybe they can finally get people to go to Marlins ball park

  8. SAUCE BOSS

    May 23, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    Behave!

  9. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    May 23, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    You’ll want to get there early for the erratic gunfire battle.

  10. BurettoGaku

    May 23, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    I’d ask if that means Keith Urban’s people, rather than the obvious…. but even that’s not much of an improvement.

  11. deliciousv

    May 23, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    here in Myrtle Beach we had the Harley rally last week and the Urban rally is this week, they call it “Sports Bike Week” , we spend a lot of time in traffic looking at big asses swallowing small shorts. Mostly it’s unpleasant.

  12. stoogemcclassy

    May 23, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    Vertically shot brawl footage, I live FAR from miami, and nobody misses a day of work. Win/win.

  13. stoogemcclassy

    May 23, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    Question- can the obamaphone network take the sudden influx of cell traffic in miami?

  14. TimLemerande

    May 23, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    How many teenagers and youths are they expecting?

  15. Moe Green

    May 23, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    ” Where the tan white women at?”

    • FLprodivider66

      May 23, 2013 at 8:00 pm

      Idk, but I can tell you where all the nasty FAT one’s will be!?

  16. Animal House Rules

    May 23, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    Could be more trouble than that F5 tornado that hit…..Just put large signs in your store windows that read..”Jobs…sign up here”

  17. behaveyourselves

    May 23, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    Maybe if they could behave themselves we wouldn’t need such elaborate measures to keep them in check…

  18. georgiadogsie

    May 23, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    i noticed they didnt say anything about extra lifeguards……..

    • elephant_droid

      May 23, 2013 at 11:58 pm

      georgiadogsie line of the day.

  19. SpongeSteve

    May 24, 2013 at 11:15 am

    Swimmies are on sale

  20. CamfromToronto

    May 24, 2013 at 11:20 am

    looking forward to “Get on the Bus 2: Taking our Talents to South Beach”

  21. Archbishop Boozebag

    May 24, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Poor tippers
    Illegitimate kids
    Crime
    Loud music coming from noisy shitboxes better known as a vehicle .