Meet the Man Who Targeted Elmo Puppeteer

Here’s the man who accused Elmo of kid touching and then recanted. He seems like a nice young man.

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  1. Recyclerz

    November 15, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    So this guy is the gay male equivalent of crazy pussy?   Let’s forget about Paul O and get Fez hooked up with him.

    • Drippy Granny

      November 16, 2012 at 11:03 am

      @Recyclerz Fez would be the gay male equivalent to “crazy pussy”. They’d have too much in common. It’d never work out. But Fez would finally get that nut off with twink of his dreams instead of Paul-O

  2. AssWhack!

    November 15, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    I can picture Elmo hittin’ that. Just pounding away, 1 2 3 4 5 6………..

    • K Dubya

      November 15, 2012 at 9:00 pm

      @AssWhack! That’s the Count’s bit not Elmo’s, jeez…

  3. Toin Coss

    November 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    Perhaps we should ask andy Cohen what to make of this!

  4. chipnicodemus

    November 15, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    God Fez is gonna run a batch to this kid tonight.

  5. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 15, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Maybe we can have Fez post a couple pictures with this pose. Now that would be sexy…

  6. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 15, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    Well cover me on red felt and fist me.

  7. ShowerBench

    November 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    now I’m back to believing his original story

  8. seamus98

    November 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    he kinda looks like a muppet

  9. mrmjohn

    November 15, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    This guy or Elmo – which one had more of Kevin Clash shoved up his ass?

  10. yotaruvegeta

    November 15, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    How could he resist?

  11. TBVickroy

    November 15, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    He could suck a muppet eyeball through a garden hose.

  12. ecupirate

    November 15, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Did he also Blow the president in Gurney?

  13. Shaggyballz74

    November 15, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    I’m jerry barca  and I approve this message

  14. RonsCigar

    November 15, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    “Hubba hubba” – Fez Whatley.

  15. FLprodivider66

    November 15, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    That body’s had Elmo semen on it…

    • Drippy Granny

      November 16, 2012 at 10:58 am

      @FLprodivider66 That Elmo body had semen on it.

  16. cal5000

    November 15, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    Fucking ghey hustler scamming cash. Whassamatta not working out?

  17. Aria Taint

    November 16, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Fez will be jacking tonight with an Elmo puppet.

  18. Drippy Granny

    November 16, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Fez, quick question: Did you cum in your pants, then scoop up your droppings and then cum them out again when you saw this guy? Guess that wasn’t really that quick of a question…