Matt Jones, Figure Roller Skater
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Matt Jones was a five year old figure roller skater. He performed in competitions, to the song Macho Duck in a white sailor suit, and competed against kids twice his age. It was all going great until he shit his pants. Not metaphorically. He literally crapped his little white pants. But that didn’t end his budding career as a figure roller skater. He just bought a rainbow striped leotard and got back out there. With dedication like that at 5, you knew this kid was going places.
