Massive Unidentified Sea Monster Caught on Oil-Rig Cam


What in the name of all that is Holy is this? It’s like the Smoke Monster from Lost moved underwater.

Found on liveleak.com.

* * *

Other Posts You Might Like From Around the Internet:

70 Comments

  1. RickyDavis

    September 18, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    Cool jellyfish

  2. Binary Daoist

    September 18, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Its not a whale placenta.  It may be a mutant jellyfish…  But def not a whale placenta

  3. Gabe Autumn

    September 18, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Hey Fezzie, nice ball-sack.

  4. Butthole Bandit

    September 18, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    Looks like David Carradine’s foreskin to me.

  5. rexdart936

    September 18, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    godzilla condom?

  6. SarahMcPants

    September 18, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    Whale foreskin, he just converted.

  7. Narc Zito

    September 18, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    Someone get Ed Harris on the phone.

  8. Wheaticus Rex

    September 18, 2013 at 1:42 pm

  9. iknowyoujj

    September 18, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    Spiderman symbiote, jump in it and you’ll become venom..

  10. Juniorsampled

    September 18, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    Worked on the rigs in the Gulf of Mexico.  This would most likely be a globule of oil out of our friend BP’s spill and the coagulants they used.  Remember how the million of barrels oil never surfaced? Whoopt there it is.

  11. BadNewsJeff

    September 18, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    World’s largest pudding skin?

  12. Vickroy

    September 18, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    Whatever it is, The Japanese can’t wait to eat it raw.

  13. thegoat64

    September 18, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    K Dubya rexdart936 definitely not mrs godzilla

  14. JimPatrick

    September 18, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    K Dubya rexdart936 He did have a kid at one point. Minilla was his name.

  15. JimPatrick

    September 18, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    Narc Zito Or James Cameron.

  16. JimPatrick

    September 18, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    @Wheaticus Rex an enigma from the deep.

  17. Tony4rmNewark

    September 18, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    ugh this makes me feel so uncomfortable

  18. bananahammockstan

    September 18, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    actually it’s a …… Deepstaria reticulum not Deepstaria enigmatica

  19. RickyDavis

    September 18, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Vickroy or turn it into boner pills

  20. bananahammockstan

    September 18, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    I love those two names though

  21. Kimchickens

    September 18, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    That’s awesome!! Beautiful and evil

  22. g000nie

    September 18, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Clearly a jellyfish.

  23. bananahammockstan

    September 18, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    Juniorsampled or perhaps you don’t know a fucking thing oil monkey

  24. sidwasout

    September 18, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    Seemed rather opaque to me.

  25. sidwasout

    September 18, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    This is what happens when an ass baby is flushed, and grows up in the sea.

  26. rexdart936

    September 18, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    K Dubya rexdart936 gamera.

  27. Impostor

    September 18, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    i dont know but I want to put my dick in it

  28. iknowyoujj

    September 18, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    Seems to me that this is proof that them oil rigging boys have to stop jacking in the showers..

  29. Assy

    September 18, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    I was seriously expecting a pic of E Rock.

  30. ScottMurphy

    September 18, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    its a garbage bag….

  31. Henduey

    September 18, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    BruceCownian Deep sea twerking

  32. sidwasout

    September 18, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    Yeah, the Japanese will have it star in the next logical evolutionary step to porn after tentacle porn…blob porn.

  33. Henduey

    September 18, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    Is it the deflated bubble monster from The Prisoner?

  34. BillWilliams2

    September 18, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    Placental Jellyfish, its from last year and its been identified

  35. jaMES

    September 18, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    cool video from last year, way to be current !!!

  36. jaMES

    September 18, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    cool video from last year, way to be current !!!

  37. Sittington

    September 18, 2013 at 8:02 pm

    Old + has been identified = fail

  38. Rocketino

    September 18, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    …so what?? Dats bettah??

  39. rexdart936

    September 18, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    clearly this is egg drop soup or a horrible bukkake accident.

  40. Badger1225

    September 18, 2013 at 9:51 pm

    Looks like a giant jelly fish.

  41. AngryItalianNYC

    September 18, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    ball sack fish, duh

  42. Homer

    September 18, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    It’s Nessy, our underwater ally.

  43. Joannakjg

    September 18, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    why do you compare it to the smoke monster on Lost? it doesn’t look a THING like that.
    moves and fluctuates like a jellyfish type lifeform. hope this is real- looks very cool. :o)

  44. BenjaminDow

    September 19, 2013 at 1:42 am

    You can clearly see a human inside it at 1:35, human squid nbd.

  45. HERETICPRIME

    September 19, 2013 at 2:11 am

    It just looks like a semi-solid chemical spill sack.

  46. JennyJen

    September 19, 2013 at 2:33 am

    Dementor. Mystery solved.

  47. TheBMD1

    September 19, 2013 at 7:20 am

    This is nothing but a viral marketing campaign for The Frighteners 2: The Return of Johhny Bartlett.

  48. GreenLightning

    September 19, 2013 at 9:28 am

    whale afterbirth?

  49. GeorginaGraham

    September 19, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Placental Jellyfish…google it

  50. Aria Taint

    September 19, 2013 at 10:12 am

    Garlic and olive oil on that thing quick.

  51. rebeccarhelm

    September 19, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Answer: It’s related to the moon jellyfish and called Deepstaria sp. More info: http://deepseanews.com/2013/08/the-moon-jellys-shocking-family-secret/

  52. omgirlsvt

    September 19, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    MBARI’s YouTube channel has an informative video about the scyphomedusa Deepstaria http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwCgcwuFsBk&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PL8y7x0SoYxpdwG4G6XN-Yzb6rBVU2pK8W

  53. Chris_EsT

    September 19, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    Aria Taint Slobbo!

  54. SarcasticScndrl

    September 19, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    Lets throw Fez into it and just see what happens…

  55. thepenilecommentor

    September 19, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    i can identify that blue thing as its giant alien penis

  56. Thornburg

    September 20, 2013 at 12:41 am

    Looks like a plastic bag to me

  57. Pool Keepers Son

    September 20, 2013 at 9:56 am

    i ate one of these once, in Tampa we just called them ocean pork rinds, fuckin really good with a pabst and some hot sauce

  58. BAC 420

    September 20, 2013 at 11:23 am

    definitely some kind of garbage. no intelligent movement whatsoever.

  59. Maybrick

    September 20, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Holy Shit! 
    It’s the thing from The Abyss

  60. DrDre

    September 20, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    The same team was seen admiring a plastic bag dancing in the winds exclaiming it was the most beautiful thing they had ever seen…Lame.

  61. MicroMonkey

    September 20, 2013 at 11:32 pm

    That same thing appeared in bonnie tylers “total eclipse of the heart” video. Big deal

  62. MicroMonkey

    September 20, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    Stop throwing your jizz stained satin sheets into the ocean

  63. capp102

    September 21, 2013 at 7:10 am

    It is a Deepstaria enigmatica jellyfish.

  64. Octopium

    September 21, 2013 at 11:41 am

    capp102 Looks like that’s what it is. Why would they deem it unidentified?

  65. bananahammockstan

    September 21, 2013 at 1:52 pm

    Octopium capp102  
    weelllll,

    it’s not ‘unidentified’ except to idiots doing the quirky news, it’s also Deepstaria Reticulum  not Enigmatica. As I said 3 days ago.

  66. Waldo Lydecker

    September 24, 2013 at 7:58 am

    Pool Keepers Son MMMmmmmmm  Pabst.

  67. Waldo Lydecker

    September 24, 2013 at 7:58 am

    Lacey Peterson’s head, maybe?

  68. Gripper

    September 24, 2013 at 9:06 am

    It’s a garbage bag.

  69. peon

    September 25, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    Yes hello Richard Branson? I’d like to book the next ticket off this rock thank you.