Man Pushes Subway Worker on Tracks

The world is a wild and sometimes very unsafe place. Luckily we have surveillance cameras on every corner turning the insanity into weird dark entertainment.

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  1. Mother Shucker

    June 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    5 people in frame. 1 villain, 1 victim, two hero’s, and one GIANT pussy just standing there.

    • BigMetsFan

      June 9, 2012 at 6:21 pm

       @Mother Shucker Two heroes? Man, I’m starving.

      • JBinTN

        June 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

         Earl, we got any hero sandwhichs back there?

  2. Beer

    June 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    We have the subway hero.why not the subway villan

  3. Helmet098

    June 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    First instinct
    Punch in face
    2nd help off tracks
    3rd punch in face more

    • jerkstoresean

      June 9, 2012 at 6:19 pm

      @Helmet098 I wouldn’t have it any other way

  4. jerkstoresean

    June 9, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    Subway worker!? She didn’t look Middle eastern!! Lolololololololololololol

  5. TBVickroy

    June 9, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    That was some right cross. Luckily that glass door cushioned the back of his head to absorb some of the punch.

  6. jerkstoresean

    June 9, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Russia is like Florida but a whole country

  7. jerkstoresean

    June 9, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    If she wants to stand near the edge then So-vi-et

    • LizSetsFire

      June 9, 2012 at 8:53 pm

       @jerkstoresean oh wow.

    • Kevin Dubya

      June 9, 2012 at 9:10 pm

       @jerkstoresean I want to give it a like but i just can’t

      • jerkstoresean

        June 9, 2012 at 9:42 pm

        @Kevin Dubya Come onnnn I use it for all the Russian videos haha. I thought my Subway joke would have been a hit

      • jerkstoresean

        June 9, 2012 at 9:53 pm

        @Kevin Dubya I guess Middle Eastern people churning out 5 dollar footlongs is only a NY thing

  8. puffysticker

    June 9, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    Five finger.
    Five finger right crooossss.

  9. treekiller

    June 9, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    In Mother Russia… Subway rides you..   (never gets old)

  10. Toin Coss

    June 9, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    Good thing the trains never run on schedule in ubenkansimastan or what ever former soviet region this is. Either that or we got a sneak preview of Borat 2 !?/?!

  11. Franklin97

    June 9, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Hicks, your obsession with Russian videos has to end. They suck. When I get I high I want to watch something inspiring. You on the other hand like to see a Russian citizen get fucked up. I am baked right now and enjoyed the Nazi sandwich guy. Enough with the Ruskie’s.

  12. Kevin Dubya

    June 9, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    this would never happen at Blimpys

  13. FLprodivider66

    June 9, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    Can’t understand why he wasn’t “russian” to save her at first!?

  14. frankw99

    June 9, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    that is terrible, she should have braced herself and maybe she would not have fell

  15. crazygeek

    June 10, 2012 at 9:06 am

    I love how the guy got confused if he should keep hitting the guy or go to save the women.

  16. Pecker Hicks

    June 10, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    That’s Russian retirement.

  17. steveb

    June 10, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    The video works better with Tetris music behind it.

  18. pipeloader

    June 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    he cracked him good

  19. milesahead22

    June 10, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    That fool is going get his butt  whooped

  20. SH4RKYx

    June 10, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    LOL! I laughed pretty hard when dude punched him.

  21. blasterjoe

    June 10, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    Why is no one talking about the sweet russian flattop.

  22. FSUfanboy

    June 11, 2012 at 9:54 am

    Another case of a woman whose hat needed adjusting.

  23. jare215th

    June 11, 2012 at 11:28 am

    i take no orders from no woman!!

  24. John in va

    June 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    And it all starts with Charlie sheenen,,,, that woman was the shit… and she was fucking hott

  25. John in va

    June 11, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    oh and btw who pushes a fucking woman anyway that piece of shit…