“Man of Steel” Changing Major Superman Storyline!?


Man of SteelPossible Spoiler Alert!!

There’s speculation that the new film “Man of Steel” is making a huge change to the Superman story. The rumor is that his planet Krypton still exists and that it was never destroyed. At the very least, this is going to make the whole idea of sticking a newborn in rocket a lot harder to explain.

Read more at io9.com

22 Comments

  1. Morgan : from parts unknown

    May 4, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    Superman’s parents weren’t ready for a child, because they wanted to party and do drugs. Annnnd that’s why they shipped him off to smelly earth.

    • Punk0

      May 4, 2013 at 2:49 pm

      Morgan : from parts unknown Yes.  They don’t have public assistance on Krypton, so there was really no incentive to keep him.

  2. Binary Daoist

    May 4, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    I don’t think anything can help such a stale character

  3. hackcomic

    May 4, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    who cares superman is too powerful

    He should be vulnerable to electricity and magic ( mind control ) like he used to be..
    look it up

  4. JoshFromEaston

    May 4, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    Maybe the possible destruction of Krypton was their version of the Mayan calendar thing, and his parents were just really stupid.

  5. Moe Green

    May 4, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    So Superman is a post-birth abortion?

  6. Stoops

    May 4, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    I am waiting until the new Reeve Superman comes out. Forget this nonsense.

  7. Roadrash Hicks

    May 4, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    OMG!  (not really)

  8. Beer

    May 4, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    So where is his iron suit?

  9. rexdart936

    May 4, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    it’s sad his only three career paths were crime fighting, sideshow freak and newspaper reporter.

  10. JonNockels

    May 4, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    I mean this time…if the Riddler isn’t in this one, I’m NEVER watching another movie again.

    • Mister Obvious

      May 4, 2013 at 5:28 pm

      JonNockels Who does that remind me of

  11. rexdart936

    May 4, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    i wonder how many of his blowjobs ended in the death of the hooker?

  12. vegascable

    May 4, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    Rewrite the bible why your at it why don’t you? Goddamn sacralidge

    • nullzero00

      May 4, 2013 at 7:45 pm

      vegascable why not? plenty of early popes had the bible rewritten, or entire sections removed.

  13. Anus Magillicutty

    May 4, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    If his parents didn’t want to be around him, they could have just died like hicks parents did.

  14. American First

    May 4, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    As long as it’s not some homophic writer it’s all good.

  15. Christopher Brooklyn

    May 4, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    I thought Kryton did exist..in that bottle. They have to change the story..he is invincible and nothing hurts him..yet he is the most boring character ever…and he fucks Margo Kitter..WOOF

  16. Vickroy

    May 4, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    And so Kryptonite doesn’t exist?

    • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

      May 5, 2013 at 3:14 am

      It exists in the imagination

  17. Badmotherrucker

    May 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care. (everybody) I don’t care. I don’t care. He doesn’t care. I DON’T CARE!

  18. Delcomark

    May 4, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    Lemme guess, Fez hates