An 18 year-old girl has enlisted the help of Gloria Allred to sue United Airlines after they did nothing to stop a man from masturbating next to her. Well I’m sorry Madam, but some of us have our own ways of staying calm while flying in this post 9/11 world.
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If there's anything we can learn from this is don't use the airline blankets or pillows, there full of JIZZZZ
To prevent future such incidents United will play audio of Gloria Allred's shrill voice demanding to stay relevant as a media vampire sucking the life out of society.
Come on now people,. Don't blame the victim. That poor guy could have had an eight hour flight ahead of him or something . Cut the dude some slack .
@Mikfin I don't know. She seems like she's really a lot of fun to hang out with.