Man Discovers His Wife Used to be a Dude – After 19 years of Marriage


Looks like we’ve found the stupidest man alive. A Belgian man just recently discovered that his Indonesian wife of 19 years used to be a man. He met the woman when she was the au pair to his children in a previous marriage. His son started hearing rumors that his new wife was actually a man who had a sex change operation. He confronted her and she admitted it. Here’s his account:

“I pushed her against the wall and said: Now I know the truth. Are you a man? She then announced that she was born as a boy and that she had been operated on. She was now a woman, and so she did not need to tell me about her past as a man. My world collapsed. That evening came to blows. The police came.”

This guy is currently under psychiotic treatment, which is understandable since he’s been unknowingly banging an Indonesian lady-boy for 2 decades.

Read more a telegraph.co.uk.

33 Comments

  1. sidwasout

    November 27, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    “That evening came to blows.”
     
    Well, at least he/she was still willing to perform her marital duties.

    • CryBaby28

      November 27, 2012 at 5:47 pm

      @sidwasout
       Damn….you beat me to it.

  2. shrekkalove

    November 27, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    “Even during sex, I never noticed anything,” he said.
    wwwwhhhhhaaaattttt?!

    • CryBaby28

      November 27, 2012 at 5:47 pm

      @shrekkalove
       Maybe this guy has been fucking men his entire life.

  3. peon

    November 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    Man “discovers” his wife used to be a dude. Sure he discovered it. I wish the keyboard had a dedicated winky face button.

  4. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Yet these fucking Hipsters still want these mail order brides…

    • yotaruvegeta

      November 28, 2012 at 10:53 am

      @Cletus from Brooklyn You can’t blame hipsters for everything. Mail-order brides are the domain of middle-aged men.

  5. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Antonio Banderas is one hell of a plastic surgeon.

  6. RonsCigar

    November 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Is he the “other F word” now?

    • Beer

      November 28, 2012 at 10:18 am

      @RonsCigar Famous?

  7. Basket_full_of_lotion

    November 27, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Not enough soap in the world for that poor guy.

  8. AmericanFirst

    November 27, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    How would he not know that? specially if the operation was done almost 2 decades ago… that snatch must have looked like a dry philly cheesesteak.

  9. TBVickroy

    November 27, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    “Sure I sucked her dick dozens of times , but she assured me she was woman”

    • DeathProof

      November 27, 2012 at 6:50 pm

      @TBVickroy She said it was an elongated clitoris.

  10. madtowntom

    November 27, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    nice au pair of nuts …lady

  11. Philosaraptor

    November 27, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Later that day the man was overheard asking a buddy “hypothetically do you think it makes yah gay if……”

  12. DeathProof

    November 27, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    Some people pay extra for that!

  13. yotaruvegeta

    November 27, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    If this guy was so pretty that it would fool anyone, then I understand. If she looks the least bit manly, though…

  14. shrekkalove

    November 27, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Jimmy’s right there should be horns that go off, HOORAY!!

  15. Ziggy Stardust

    November 27, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    WTF??  Little Jimmy wouldn’t have reacted that way ?

    • sidwasout

      November 28, 2012 at 1:03 pm

      @Ziggy Stardust
       Little Jimmy would have been just as pissed, but only because he had been cheated out of 19 years of knowing he was bangin’ a dude.  Same reaction, but for a different reason.

  16. K Dubya

    November 27, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    Is this what you want Fez!

  17. Animal House Rules

    November 27, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    “that evening came to blows”….no kidding it was two dudes…WTF else were they going to do!

  18. elephant_droid

    November 27, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    As they say, if you look hard enough you never know what you’ll find.

  19. elephant_droid

    November 27, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    60th anniversary is diamonds
    50th is gold
    Not sure on 19th but it must come in a small package

  20. ChemoSabe

    November 27, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    “The police came.”
    Episode of NYPD Blew?

  21. FLprodivider66

    November 28, 2012 at 3:52 am

    “A little DRY down there tonight honey…AGAIN”!?

  22. Aria Taint

    November 28, 2012 at 8:56 am

    I’ve ignored that cock for too long, I’m starting to suspect something!

  23. WilliamFBaldwin

    November 28, 2012 at 9:11 am

    That evening came to blows. The police came.   kinky motherfuckers

  24. tsf8golf

    November 28, 2012 at 10:09 am

    I thought all women have 6″ clits?!!?!?

  25. Scott_Chandwater

    November 28, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    wonder if the lady-boy had a clitorock? penitorus?

  26. bmqq316

    November 28, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    He just thought she really loved anal.

  27. eddietirebiter

    November 28, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    19 days or 19 months ok, be outraged…But after 19 years he should just be happy there if finally something interesting to talk about at the dinner table.