Man Discovers His Wife Used to be a Dude – After 19 years of Marriage


Looks like we’ve found the stupidest man alive. A Belgian man just recently discovered that his Indonesian wife of 19 years used to be a man. He met the woman when she was the au pair to his children in a previous marriage. His son started hearing rumors that his new wife was actually a man who had a sex change operation. He confronted her and she admitted it. Here’s his account:

“I pushed her against the wall and said: Now I know the truth. Are you a man? She then announced that she was born as a boy and that she had been operated on. She was now a woman, and so she did not need to tell me about her past as a man. My world collapsed. That evening came to blows. The police came.”

This guy is currently under psychiotic treatment, which is understandable since he’s been unknowingly banging an Indonesian lady-boy for 2 decades.

Read more a telegraph.co.uk.

32 comments
eddietirebiter
eddietirebiter

19 days or 19 months ok, be outraged...But after 19 years he should just be happy there if finally something interesting to talk about at the dinner table.

bmqq316
bmqq316

He just thought she really loved anal.

G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO

wonder if the lady-boy had a clitorock? penitorus?

tsf8golf
tsf8golf

I thought all women have 6" clits?!!?!?

WilliamFBaldwin
WilliamFBaldwin

That evening came to blows. The police came.   kinky motherfuckers

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

I've ignored that cock for too long, I'm starting to suspect something!

FLpro
FLpro

"A little DRY down there tonight honey...AGAIN"!?

ChemoSabe
ChemoSabe

"The police came." Episode of NYPD Blew?

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

60th anniversary is diamonds

50th is gold

Not sure on 19th but it must come in a small package

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

As they say, if you look hard enough you never know what you'll find.

Animal House Rules
Animal House Rules

"that evening came to blows"....no kidding it was two dudes...WTF else were they going to do!

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

WTF??  Little Jimmy wouldn't have reacted that way ?  

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

Jimmy's right there should be horns that go off, HOORAY!!

YotaruVegeta
YotaruVegeta

If this guy was so pretty that it would fool anyone, then I understand. If she looks the least bit manly, though...

Philosaraptor
Philosaraptor

Later that day the man was overheard asking a buddy "hypothetically do you think it makes yah gay if......"

Vickroy
Vickroy

"Sure I sucked her dick dozens of times , but she assured me she was woman"

AmericanFirst
AmericanFirst

How would he not know that? specially if the operation was done almost 2 decades ago... that snatch must have looked like a dry philly cheesesteak.

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

Is he the "other F word" now?

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

Antonio Banderas is one hell of a plastic surgeon.

peon
peon

Man "discovers" his wife used to be a dude. Sure he discovered it. I wish the keyboard had a dedicated winky face button.

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

"Even during sex, I never noticed anything," he said.

wwwwhhhhhaaaattttt?!

sidwasout
sidwasout

"That evening came to blows."

 

Well, at least he/she was still willing to perform her marital duties.

sidwasout
sidwasout

 @Ziggy Stardust

 Little Jimmy would have been just as pissed, but only because he had been cheated out of 19 years of knowing he was bangin' a dude.  Same reaction, but for a different reason.

Beer
Beer

@RonsCigar Famous?