Man Admits Murder During Heart Attack, Survives


Ummm wait… I was kidding..You know how people joke around when they have heart attacks. Ahhh….I was teasing… that’s it .. a little prank.

Read more at huffingstonpost.com.

16 Comments

  1. Ezra_san

    November 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    “Hey, I fucked a guy…Oh, wait…”

    • DeathProof

      November 6, 2012 at 2:53 pm

      @Ezra_san You can never take that back now. Its on the internet. It lives forever!

      • Ezra_san

        November 6, 2012 at 2:56 pm

        @DeathProof Uh…that was a joke; yeah, a joke. Haha! Get it? *sweating*

  2. John in va

    November 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Dam at first glance i thought this was obama and Romney had won the election

  3. bmqq316

    November 6, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Stab in the neck, lit on fire and beaten with a cinder block…a clear case of self defense.

  4. Pool Keepers Son

    November 6, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    What’s the lesson here, keep your mouth shut

  5. Captain Geech

    November 6, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    I want to know what Fez recanted when his heart was exploding.

  6. DeathProof

    November 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    That’s almost as dumb as saying someone else’s name while fucking.

  7. mrmjohn

    November 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    I wonder if she enticed him.

  8. c-money

    November 6, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    he did it for The Rock

  9. HummusMagnate

    November 6, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    “I was only jokin”

  10. jerkstoresean

    November 6, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Talk about a cardiac arrest!!

  11. rexdart936

    November 6, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    hahahahaha alah akbar convict.

  12. seamus98

    November 6, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Fred Sanford was joking about having a wife elizabeth everytime he had a heart attack, Everybody knows there is no such thing as a black woman named elizabeth.

  13. BAC 420

    November 6, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    I live by the Bennington morale structure….. TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE

  14. NickyMikeD

    November 7, 2012 at 1:52 am

    Man Admits Murder During Heart Attack, Survives….The Fez Whatley Story.