Longest Bikini Parade in the World


Dateline: Panama Beach Florida. The redneck Riviera. Seven minutes of drunk college girls wearing dumb hats and yelling “whooo” because guys are videoing them walking and they want to impress them. When most of them talk they sound like Ricky Bobby. It’s probably healthier to think you are hot then to be hot but we don’t know. No one is stupid enough to do a test on that.

144 Comments

  1. jerkstoresean

    March 11, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Around the :40 second mark-“This is hilarious”- No its not
    50% blech
    50% hot
    100% obnoxious

  2. TyWanon

    March 11, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Now that would be pulling a serious train

  3. Foggy_Otis

    March 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    USA!
    USA!
    USA!

  4. The Sandwich King

    March 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    This rules. 

  5. DerekJamesSmith

    March 11, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Are they marching to Jersey?
     

  6. JoshUnderwater

    March 11, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    This would be much more entertaining if they were marching off that pier in the background.

  7. JoshUnderwater

    March 11, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    Trucker hats gone Wild.

  8. Katmandu mis-spelled

    March 11, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Is this that show on nat geo called tuna wranglers

  9. Katmandu mis-spelled

    March 11, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Where did the dolphins go?

  10. blumanta

    March 11, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Sad part is , some Dad is paying a fortune on College for these dummies.What a shitty investment

  11. FreeNordberg

    March 11, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    the bikinis were nice, however, I am an even bigger fan of nationalism…U!S!A!…U!S!A!…..U!S!A!!!

  12. TyWanon

    March 11, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    Crap–Where’s my back of the comic book “see-through Glasses” when i need them?

  13. Phild2400

    March 11, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    I love that every third girl is fucking with her hair – Why do I think that so sexy, oh yea I’m a perv

  14. Dee_Dee_Ramone

    March 11, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    Million Muff March

    • Phild2400

      March 11, 2012 at 10:21 pm

      @Dee_Dee_Ramone
      Fuchs yea! Great line!

  15. notbrennan

    March 11, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    thank god women don’t get to be president 

  16. creamygoodnesss

    March 11, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    make daddy proud

  17. Dee_Dee_Ramone

    March 12, 2012 at 8:19 am

    Cunny Conga

  18. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Nothing is creepier than the 60 year old men who plan their vacations during spring break so they can stock pile their library of thoughts to run batches to

  19. Johnny Dickshot

    March 12, 2012 at 10:22 am

    How many were found in a dumpster 12 hours later?

  20. FanBoy1

    March 12, 2012 at 11:07 am

    shame they didnt have some sort of screening process first.

  21. FanBoy1

    March 12, 2012 at 11:08 am

    every 5th or 7th girl is like the ugly fat friend of that respective group. how cute.

  22. FLprodriver66

    March 12, 2012 at 11:54 am

    WHOLLY PUSSY PARADE!!! like 90% hot girls too!? Dammit man…exactly why USA is #1 and I live in FL…sweet!!

  23. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 12, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    sweaty va jay jay marching…

  24. Shinemonkey

    March 12, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Duck, Duck, Fatty

  25. ecupirate

    March 12, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Not Bad Zito not bad at all

  26. SpaceAnimal

    March 12, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    GREAT FUCKING JOB ZITO

  27. Halfastronaut

    March 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Duck….. Duck….duck…….. Loose!

  28. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Nice pick Zito, your girl’s face is the length of a horses

  29. Shinemonkey

    March 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Zito cant stop the line….he dont like girls

  30. UnicornFigurine

    March 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Only blondes Zito? What a racist.

  31. joeylab11

    March 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Hottest girl at 3:07 in black bikini 

  32. LizSetsFire

    March 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Longest parade of girls with absentee dads.

  33. Rob Dowg

    March 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    This isn’t a parade, they aren’t throwing out candy.

  34. Pool Keepers Son

    March 12, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    zito is checking for buldges

  35. MikekWackbag

    March 12, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Fucking idiot drunk chicks.

  36. Solo_Gangbang

    March 12, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    I just hope this ends like Battaan Death March.

  37. X Ray Burns

    March 12, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    I bet there was an even longer parade of sea gulls following this trail of trim.
     

  38. Franklin97

    March 12, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    UCB Fred is Kip in Napoleon Dynamite.  He is looking for his Lafawnduh.

  39. ecupirate

    March 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    FRED loves AMAZONS !!!!!!

  40. Halfastronaut

    March 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    It’s not the same without the Shriner hats:(

  41. Shinemonkey

    March 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Zito…Liar…you want the chick in front of the yellow bikini…or was that Fred

  42. Midnight Rider Daddy

    March 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    I love the smell of Chlamydia in the morning. 
     

  43. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Theres a girl at 4:54 for Hicks, she’s carrying a pitcher of some colorful cocktail

  44. OllieInChicago

    March 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Is this a bikini parade or Beauty College graduation processional? 
     

  45. NJGutter

    March 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Fred want snoo snoo

  46. Rorschach7

    March 12, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    I think Im gay now..

  47. Nicholad

    March 12, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Fred wants a man-like beast in bed

  48. Kyle

    March 12, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    UCB Fred wants breeders for his comedy troupe.

  49. Pool Keepers Son

    March 12, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    where are the sisters

  50. SteveAsher

    March 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Bring PA equipment to a beach on spring break, tell em you work for E!, you’ll have scissoring almost immediately…

  51. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Theres a  40 year old plus at 5:18

  52. jerkstoresean

    March 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    notice the low flying helicopter

  53. Pool Keepers Son

    March 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    can we get them to walk backwards

  54. SpaceAnimal

    March 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    theres almost more girls here then there are in the band slipknot

  55. bobsnin

    March 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    3:27, green bikini
     

  56. tfor3

    March 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Dumb girl arm up black top 3:58.  My winner

  57. Shinemonkey

    March 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Fred love the Amazon

  58. Britishhicks

    March 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    I need a giant woman who can throw a punch love me some amazon muscle

  59. peppadicksNzito

    March 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    peppadicks wants zito mankini

  60. Shinemonkey

    March 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Fred’s bitch was featured in the Drunk Girl Fight Club

  61. Solo_Gangbang

    March 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    One color neon bikinis get me the hardest.

  62. jerkstoresean

    March 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Freds got a good eye, he went after the girl from the drunk girl fight club vid

  63. unscrewed11

    March 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    2:35  rockin’ a moo-moo 
     

  64. TomTheMechanic

    March 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    im glad these girls arent volunteering to objectify them selves    i bet they gave nasty looks to guys who said show your tits
     

  65. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    5:18, her bikini is over her belly button

  66. naquadah1

    March 12, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    2:23 in the black strap-less

  67. Kevin Dubya

    March 12, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    I am with UCB Fred on this one
     

  68. JohnnyWest

    March 12, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Brooke Hogan at :49
     

  69. newarktony

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

     @ 3:55 pale always looks good on black cock. my fav hands down

  70. Rons UHM brella

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Fred is on to something.. The Jet’s needs a linebacker.. it’s never about you Fred..good looking out.

  71. Britishhicks

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    5:32 ummm nice

  72. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Black girl at 5:28 almost loses her right tit

  73. SteveAsher

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    2 behind the green bikini is one of the girls from the traffic fight….

  74. bobsnin

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    This is the line for the morning after pill

  75. Normldrum

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    I need a girl with tiger stripes.

  76. obladi6703

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    I think I saw Stevie in the background rubbing his dick.

  77. Kevin Dubya

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Nice tats at 5:32, one for Pep dog

  78. CoffeeCup

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    7:12 for Fez – Is that a tri-corner hat under the american flag?  And yes, I said FLAG

  79. peppadicksNzito

    March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    5:27 only black chick in this entire movie
     

  80. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    3.17 Looks like Fez in his Golddust wig…

  81. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Zito’s chick ran to the back of the line to walk again, check her out at 5:29

  82. SpaceAnimal

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    5:30!!!
    her tattoo makes her look like she has a giant bush

  83. SH4RKYx

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    OMG wow! There are some seriously sexy girls there.

  84. chulo_money

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Looks like a tuna net being reeled in with a few seadonkeys tangled in.

  85. Rob Dowg

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    5:30, some brown sugar.

  86. Pistol Pete

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    5:31 has either a huge crotch tattoo or a horrible disease

  87. ecupirate

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Most of them thought there would be ice cream at the end of the line

  88. SteveAsher

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    I’ve seen the same albino walk by 5 times.

  89. Britishhicks

    March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    2:46 FRED will like her

  90. OllieInChicago

    March 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Big girl at 5:45 needs a bathroom.  Now. 

  91. jerkstoresean

    March 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    my favorite is at 2:17 with the giant light blue hat. she looks elegant
     

  92. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Check out the 60 year man video taping in the back

    • Britishhicks

      March 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

       @ElectricDave look at the girls dude

  93. sumwhatdim

    March 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    6:58   fat broad in in pink and white bottoms

  94. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    6:02 has two amazons in a row for Fred

  95. peppadicksNzito

    March 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    6:04 guy in a bikini wtf

  96. Pistol Pete

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    There is another beauty for Fred at 6:02

  97. Britishhicks

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    ask FEZ which one he could MANAGE to fuck

  98. Solo_Gangbang

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    I am surprised some of these fair skinned whores dont burst into flames.  Gotta pretan skanks.

  99. Nicholad

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Another chick for Pepper at 6:17

  100. Polyethelene

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    volleyball player masturbation at 5:37
     

  101. Pool Keepers Son

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    603 for fred lil chubby for a 2 piece

  102. radioscout

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Fred girl @ 6:03

  103. PepperQuotes

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    2:12 White one-piece FTW

  104. SpaceAnimal

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    I LOVE FRED
     

  105. Pool Keepers Son

    March 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Frankie Mac’s Twin sister 603

  106. Nicholad

    March 12, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    7:02. Random guy hitting on chicks at the end of the line.

  107. unscrewed11

    March 12, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    6:36 babe with two tits in front and two making an appearance on her back

  108. jerkstoresean

    March 12, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    4;11 pink bikini dumbfounded look= killer tits

  109. BunnyKickButt

    March 12, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Matt, you rock!!!! Big girls need love too!
     

    • Hemorrhage3d

      March 12, 2012 at 12:41 pm

       @BunnyKickButt Hey Bunny Kick Butt are you talking to me? My name is Matt and I love big girls, they rock!

  110. peppadicksNzito

    March 12, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    7:14 – HELL YA AMERICA!

  111. ecupirate

    March 12, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    Big ups to fred…. no really BIG UPS

  112. Hemorrhage3d

    March 12, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    5:44 I really like a chick with a little meat on her bones

  113. ElectricDave

    March 12, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    Its Lil Wayne at 7:02

  114. Kevin Dubya

    March 12, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    6:18 in the green, looks like a nice gal
     

  115. black donaghy

    March 12, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    Where the fuck is kenny powers with his confederate flag skimboard when you need him?

  116. SpongeSteve

    March 12, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    7:09 tall girl and minnie me version

  117. Britishhicks

    March 12, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Now if we can just pass out contraceptives at the end of the line we’ll finally wipe out child deformity

  118. jerkstoresean

    March 12, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    5;17 “I am sooooooo excited” 

    • jerkstoresean

      March 12, 2012 at 12:42 pm

      woops 5;57

  119. Pistol Pete

    March 12, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    6:36 is my winner

  120. Rons UHM brella

    March 12, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    “jerkstorean” is right 4:11 is smokin

  121. Solo_Gangbang

    March 12, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    I hope Roberto Duran is at the end just punching everyone in the womb, preemptively.

  122. damageman215

    March 12, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    black girl at 2:29 pink bikini & 5;30 black & pink striped bikini….nice

  123. jerkstoresean

    March 12, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    6:03, the fucking goof troop/slack pack

  124. llaneza65

    March 12, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    5 44 the omega mo’s show up

  125. SpaceAnimal

    March 12, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    I guess they’re all coming home from Tom Sizemores house.
     
     

  126. Hemorrhage3d

    March 12, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    6:58, the girl with the white and pink stripped bikini, she is nice and thick and beautiful

  127. Doug Pittsburgh

    March 12, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    drink to the “wooooooooooooooooooooo!”  game – great for purple tits to play in his alcoholic haze

  128. Pool Keepers Son

    March 12, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    he took his mom to the concert holy shit

  129. 95YNF

    March 12, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    Fred’s right. Thick needs love too.

  130. bmqq316

    March 12, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    I love to watch “Brazis” marching.

  131. mattearle

    March 12, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    These fellas did a good job tucking.

  132. Trogdor_The_Burninator

    March 12, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    all these drunk girls and not one flashes? I feel cheated
     
     

  133. Applefish

    March 12, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Gotta love female Lemmings.

  134. X Ray Burns

    March 12, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    Jokes about feminine hygiene are inappropriate. PERIOD.

  135. TyWanon

    March 13, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    btw, sand and vaseline = Sandpaper

  136. BAC 420

    March 14, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Psycho. Herpes. Clap. Drama Queen. Dependent. Herpes. Daddy issues. Psycho. Bitch. Psycho bitch. Herpes. Ghonorhea. Yeast infection. Drunk. Herpes.

  137. cal5000

    March 14, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Theres a porno and a game show in here somewhere

  138. grisgrisdoctor

    March 14, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    This beach is perfect for sharking

  139. CardiffGiant11

    March 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    Gotta agree with Ron no love for girl in the one piece at 2:11?!?

  140. Brian In VA

    March 23, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Second Responder: Girl at 2:31…