Dateline: Panama Beach Florida. The redneck Riviera. Seven minutes of drunk college girls wearing dumb hats and yelling “whooo” because guys are videoing them walking and they want to impress them. When most of them talk they sound like Ricky Bobby. It’s probably healthier to think you are hot then to be hot but we don’t know. No one is stupid enough to do a test on that.
Psycho. Herpes. Clap. Drama Queen. Dependent. Herpes. Daddy issues. Psycho. Bitch. Psycho bitch. Herpes. Ghonorhea. Yeast infection. Drunk. Herpes.
Now if we can just pass out contraceptives at the end of the line we'll finally wipe out child deformity