Local News Acts Out What To Do If You See a Bear

Is Providence, RI a crazy place? Does a bear shit on a news reporter?


  1. ecupirate

    July 13, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    You yell 

    How your parents die? 
    You’reeee in my fucking house 

    Get out of my house Now
    Damnit i miss steve the bear

    • JoshFromEaston

      July 13, 2013 at 12:49 pm

      ecupirate RIP (peace, not piss).

  2. sumwhatdim

    July 13, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    “when fez attacks”

    • The Real Big Ed

      July 13, 2013 at 12:53 pm

      sumwhatdim Yep, that’s the exact reaction that Twinks have when Fezzie tries to buy them a drink.

      • Basket_full_of_lotion

        July 13, 2013 at 2:07 pm

        The Real Big Ed sumwhatdim Hahaha! Kids in the Hall had a great sketch on surviving a “bear” attack.

  3. ArtFriend

    July 13, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    It sounds like the same thing to do for an attempted rape except the laying on your stomach part!

  4. Moe Green

    July 13, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    I think ‘bear’ is a stand in word.

  5. HabibHaddad

    July 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Once you two lovebirds get off the food plot, it’s time to go to the woods and fuck.  Accept the swimbait for procreation.  The world needs more baby bears.

  6. Basket_full_of_lotion

    July 13, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    Way too much eyeball.

  7. Mr fats

    July 13, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    • Mr fats

      July 13, 2013 at 2:48 pm

      Or this

  8. TruckingJames

    July 13, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    I Was 300Lbs once, then I had my stomach stapled!
    Now, I’m feeding worms!
    /Steve C.
    I miss him, he was hysterical.

  9. Morgan : from parts unknown

    July 13, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    I’ve seen worse acting

    • Willie Nillie

      July 13, 2013 at 6:11 pm

      Yeah , did you see Sharknado ?

      • Morgan : from parts unknown

        July 13, 2013 at 6:16 pm

        I saw the first 4 mins, just like a porno

  10. Gritty_XMSU

    July 13, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Above all, Stay Calm and Chive On.

  11. galactictraveler

    July 13, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    Looks like she’s raided a few picnic baskets .

    • Willie Nillie

      July 15, 2013 at 8:38 am

      I was thinking she could sit on the bear to hurt him

  12. waldo lydecker

    July 13, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    This method works in Detroit, too. But, you still have to hand over your wallet and iPhone.

  13. Willie Nillie

    July 13, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    This should keep Fez safe at the Bear bar if any of them hit on him.

  14. dave from ohio

    July 13, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    I find her very unappetizing.

  15. dirtyleft

    July 13, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    I bet shes great in the sack

  16. zel

    July 15, 2013 at 8:16 am

    This is what my ex-girlfriend did. At least I call her my exgirlfriend,no matter what the restraining order says.