Lizz Winstead Picks the 5 Ultimate Pro-Ladyparts Holiday Gifts for Her 2015 Wish List
Lady parts advocate and comedy innovator Lizz Winstead created the ultimate Pro-Ladyparts Holiday Gift Wish List just for us in honor of the upcoming Lady Parts Justice Christmas Benefit. Somebody better Shark Tank this list because these could be the hottest items of the season. And of course the best gift you can possibly give is to buy tickets to “Lady Parts Justice Joins The War On Christmas: A Comedy Benefit.” Details below!
Top 5 Gifts on the Ladyparts Gift Wish List!
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The Energizer Rabbit: A Vibrator that charges your phone while you’re using it.
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The Back Tracker: A Fit Bit attachment that tracks how many steps back your elected officials are taking reproductive rights.
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AppSmear: Exclusively for iPad: A convenient and inexpensive way to get your annual trip to the gyno. Works with most selfie sticks. (Selfie stick not included)
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Cumming Attractions: A portable projector that only plays movies with sex scenes where women have realistic looking orgasms. Oh, and it’s also a juicer because there’s only like 5 of ‘em.
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Money.
Lady Parts Justice (LPJ), the first not safe for work, rapid response reproductive justice messaging hub that uses comedy, culture and digital media to sound an alarm about the terrifying erosion of reproductive access so people will get off their asses and reclaim their rights, have announced “Lady Parts Justice Joins the War On Christmas: A Comedy Benefit” happening on Tuesday, December 15th in NYC at the Brooklyn Music School. The evening will be hosted by LPJ’s incredible co-founder, comedian, and co-creator of The Daily Show, Lizz Winstead, and will feature performances by Leah Bonnema, Frank Conniff, Alex English, Joyelle Johnson, Sharron Paul, Rae Sanni, PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS! PRESS HERE for tickets.
BONUS – There will be a chance to pick up last minute holiday items! Cookies made with love by the LPJ team, crafts, t-shirts, and holiday gift items for those special feminists in your life. The best part? It’s all for a good cause: helping Lady Parts Justice bring crucial issues to the forefront in the upcoming 2016 election in this extremely crucial time – especially with the recent attacks against Planned Parenthood. We all need to stand up for women’s reproductive rights and expose evil politicians who are destroying access to birth control and abortion. Come out to support, share end-of-the-year laughs, and watch Lizz Winstead and the Lady Parts Justice comics hilariously take on the biggest creeps of 2015 as we gear up for 2016! Use the hashtag #LPJHoliday leading up to, and during the event!
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