Lindsay Lohan Topless in The Canyons (NSFW)


You saw the headline already, right?

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26 Comments

  1. Ray in Pittsburgh

    August 3, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    It would be great if no one commented on this at all to show LL doesn’t matter anymore………oh, wait……..sorry.

    • tripleogtim

      August 3, 2013 at 12:41 pm

      Ray in Pittsburgh¬†She didn’t, until she got naked

  2. FLpro

    August 3, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    I definitely would! ūüėõ

  3. fitzyMFNcent

    August 3, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    Luckily she had her downfall, otherwise this wouldn’t have happened

  4. Beer

    August 3, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    I think she has a wonderful body…it’s like a compound pharmacy with tits

  5. Smoke This

    August 3, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    How old is she? In the last picture she looks 40!

  6. Doughnut

    August 3, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Mamtastic!

  7. JonNockels

    August 3, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Id give her the ol smooch-a-roo

  8. @_RichChapman

    August 3, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    She used to be so pretty… I know my focus should be elsewhere, but I’m
    too disturbed by the horrendous hatchet job she did on her face.
    #WhenBotoxGoesBad & #DontDoDrugs http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h145/meangirl64/funny-Lindsay-Lohan-before-after-drugs.jpg

    • FLpro

      August 3, 2013 at 2:49 pm

      Eww!

    • Plastic Thoughts

      August 4, 2013 at 7:47 pm

      Wait until you see Kate Upton’s before and after.

    • Stilltryingregardless

      August 5, 2013 at 2:48 pm

      @_RichChapman¬†Holy shit, it’s like that outer limits episode.

  9. Christopher Brooklyn

    August 3, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    I hate to correct the headline..but buddy..those are not canyons…oh and nice duck face bitch

  10. otrdave

    August 3, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    I’ll wait for bottomless and porn music in the background.

  11. XTall

    August 3, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    I am a doctor. ¬†Excuse me while I numb the area. ¬†“Nyum, nyum, yum, yum….”

  12. AnthonyLoman

    August 3, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    Just do porn already you need to hit rock bottom before you can get better.

    • Docintoxicated

      August 3, 2013 at 5:58 pm

      AnthonyLoman  better = boob job

  13. AndyInCleveland

    August 3, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Wow if Lindsey and Keith Richards successfully brought a child to term it would probably weigh exactly 1 Kilo.

  14. Docintoxicated

    August 3, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    The day where she’s dancing at the strip club her dad frequents is getting closer and closer.

  15. Distortion9

    August 3, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    She was kinda hot back when she was a human

  16. MidnightMistakes

    August 3, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    She should have stuck with her real friends in Mean Girls… This is what happens.

  17. tompolio

    August 3, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    lookin like a million bucks even today. glorious, babes

  18. SLEEPYDOG

    August 4, 2013 at 6:25 am

    A baby would starve to death on those tiny little nipples

  19. Plastic Thoughts

    August 4, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    Unfortunately for the producers of this film all these people are already intimately acquainted with Lindsay. This list alone seriously cuts into the box office.http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1525/lindsay-lohan/

  20. Pool Keepers Son

    August 5, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    is it breast awareness month yet, or is it always and when is ass awareness month. i dont want to discriminate.

  21. Hoboken Guy

    August 6, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    If she did this movie when she was 18 it would be the highest grossing movie of all time. ¬†Instead it’s just grossing me out. ¬†

    OK not really, she’s actually still hot and the body looks good, but that doesn’t work otherwise.