Lindsay Lohan Topless in The Canyons (NSFW)


You saw the headline already, right?

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26 Comments

  1. Ray in Pittsburgh

    August 3, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    It would be great if no one commented on this at all to show LL doesn’t matter anymore………oh, wait……..sorry.

    • tripleogtim

      August 3, 2013 at 12:41 pm

      Ray in Pittsburgh She didn’t, until she got naked

  2. FLpro

    August 3, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    I definitely would! 😛

  3. fitzyMFNcent

    August 3, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    Luckily she had her downfall, otherwise this wouldn’t have happened

  4. Beer

    August 3, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    I think she has a wonderful body…it’s like a compound pharmacy with tits

  5. Smoke This

    August 3, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    How old is she? In the last picture she looks 40!

  6. Doughnut

    August 3, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Mamtastic!

  7. JonNockels

    August 3, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Id give her the ol smooch-a-roo

  8. @_RichChapman

    August 3, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    She used to be so pretty… I know my focus should be elsewhere, but I’m
    too disturbed by the horrendous hatchet job she did on her face.
    #WhenBotoxGoesBad & #DontDoDrugs http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h145/meangirl64/funny-Lindsay-Lohan-before-after-drugs.jpg

    • FLpro

      August 3, 2013 at 2:49 pm

      Eww!

    • Plastic Thoughts

      August 4, 2013 at 7:47 pm

      Wait until you see Kate Upton’s before and after.

    • Stilltryingregardless

      August 5, 2013 at 2:48 pm

      @_RichChapman Holy shit, it’s like that outer limits episode.

  9. Christopher Brooklyn

    August 3, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    I hate to correct the headline..but buddy..those are not canyons…oh and nice duck face bitch

  10. otrdave

    August 3, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    I’ll wait for bottomless and porn music in the background.

  11. XTall

    August 3, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    I am a doctor.  Excuse me while I numb the area.  “Nyum, nyum, yum, yum….”

  12. AnthonyLoman

    August 3, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    Just do porn already you need to hit rock bottom before you can get better.

    • Docintoxicated

      August 3, 2013 at 5:58 pm

      AnthonyLoman  better = boob job

  13. AndyInCleveland

    August 3, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Wow if Lindsey and Keith Richards successfully brought a child to term it would probably weigh exactly 1 Kilo.

  14. Docintoxicated

    August 3, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    The day where she’s dancing at the strip club her dad frequents is getting closer and closer.

  15. Distortion9

    August 3, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    She was kinda hot back when she was a human

  16. MidnightMistakes

    August 3, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    She should have stuck with her real friends in Mean Girls… This is what happens.

  17. tompolio

    August 3, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    lookin like a million bucks even today. glorious, babes

  18. SLEEPYDOG

    August 4, 2013 at 6:25 am

    A baby would starve to death on those tiny little nipples

  19. Plastic Thoughts

    August 4, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    Unfortunately for the producers of this film all these people are already intimately acquainted with Lindsay. This list alone seriously cuts into the box office.http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1525/lindsay-lohan/

  20. Pool Keepers Son

    August 5, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    is it breast awareness month yet, or is it always and when is ass awareness month. i dont want to discriminate.

  21. Hoboken Guy

    August 6, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    If she did this movie when she was 18 it would be the highest grossing movie of all time.  Instead it’s just grossing me out.  

    OK not really, she’s actually still hot and the body looks good, but that doesn’t work otherwise.