LBJ Pissed on His Secret Service

LBJ was a big crude lug who loved to bring people into the toilet and he would relieve himself while they finish their conversation with him. He pissed on his secret service detail claiming “That’s all right, son. It’s my prerogative.”



  1. Binary Daoist

    August 17, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    The article doesn’t seem interested in offering citations.

  2. AnthonyLoman

    August 17, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    He peed in his butt??!

  3. The Real Big Ed

    August 17, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    If the people hadn’t wanted him to do that, they wouldn’t have voted for him for President in the first pl…. oh, never mind.

    • NelsonM

      August 17, 2012 at 8:00 pm

       @The Real Big Ed Kind of iron that be beat “Goldwater” in a landslide…

    • NelsonM

      August 17, 2012 at 8:01 pm

       @The Real Big Ed Kind of ironic that LBJ beat “Goldwater” in the ’64 election…

  4. Docintoxicated

    August 17, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    Oh I thought this was about “El BJ” otherwise known as how an American asks for a blowjob in Mexico.

    • elephant_droid

      August 17, 2012 at 10:42 pm

       @Docintoxicated I want to “like” it. I really do…..but I can’t.

  5. Shaggyballz74

    August 17, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    Lady Bird Johnson was a kinky bitch

  6. Drake

    August 17, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    LBJ was a piece of shit.

  7. Jadi959

    August 18, 2012 at 12:55 am

    Always thought he was involved in JFK’s assassination.

  8. Beer

    August 18, 2012 at 1:51 am

    He was a waterhead

  9. Burley

    August 18, 2012 at 8:01 am

    he is like out law josey wales, just pissing on everything!!

  10. WilliamFBaldwin

    August 18, 2012 at 8:55 am

    I always thought Bobby Brown was ripping off LBJ

  11. blasterjoe

    August 18, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    When Questioned about the incident LBJ said “I was just sharing some of my excellence with the boy.

  12. bobbo mac

    August 18, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    Just wait until all the Miami Heat haters get ahold of this…

  13. ymeo1

    August 18, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    WTF LOL.

  14. ymeo1

    August 18, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    WTF LOL.