Launch Your Lifeless Corpse Into Space For 2K
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Why have your ashes sit in a boring urn at your dumb loved ones’ home when you can shoot them into the vast nothingness of outer space? For the low price of $1,990, Elysium Space (not affiliated with the movie) will shoot your cremated ashes into orbit while your family can monitor its location on an app. It’s all fun and games until they re-enter orbit and land in the middle of a little league game.
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