Latest Odds On The New Pope

pope-benedict-horizontal-large-galleryIt’s Pope Benedict XVI’s last day on the job.  And Paddy Power, Ireland’s biggest bookmaker, has the odds out on who the next Holy Father will be. Cardinal Peter Turkson (Ghana) and  Archbishop Angelo Scola (Italy) are the favorites at 3/1 odds.  Followed by Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone (Italy) at 4/1 and Cardinal Marc Ouellet (Canada) at 7/1.  Our own Cardinal Timothy Dolan is listed at 33/1.  And you can even wager on U2’s Bono at 1000/1 odds.

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  1. TwizzlesMcNasty

    February 28, 2013 at 6:46 am

    I think that whoever they pick the odds are the next pope will be FABULOUS.

  2. The Real Big Ed

    February 28, 2013 at 6:53 am

    Those Bono odds are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too low… this gig isn’t nearly big enough for his ego.

  3. stoogemcclassy

    February 28, 2013 at 7:21 am

    Scola was the one responsible for most of the latest cover ups according to that HBO film. My guess is they’ll reward him for it.

  4. FLprodivider66

    February 28, 2013 at 7:36 am

    Face it… the U.S. just don’t give a Pope!

  5. boarsheadrob

    February 28, 2013 at 8:16 am

    Isn’t blasphemous to bet on a pope?

  6. brushmonkey

    February 28, 2013 at 8:26 am

    It’s gotta be Turkson.  There are vast numbers of African children without proper guidance just sitting for the taking.

  7. Aria Taint

    February 28, 2013 at 8:43 am

    The next pope will be part of the Super Adventure Club.

  8. Binary Daoist

    February 28, 2013 at 9:16 am

    There’s going to be an Asian pope soon, but Ron’s opinion of an African pope seems more realistic.

  9. JimmiesFingerStinks

    February 28, 2013 at 9:26 am

    Pope. Is this still a real thing?

  10. K Dubya

    February 28, 2013 at 10:00 am

    Forget Timothy Dolan, I am pulling for Timothy Dalton

    • Stoops

      February 28, 2013 at 10:02 am

      @K Dubya I agree. Crazy enough my favorite Bond film is License to Kill.

  11. edrooney

    February 28, 2013 at 10:06 am

    I’ll take Ollik Littletush from Norway at 50/1.

  12. Joe Davola

    February 28, 2013 at 10:17 am

    Fez Pope would be awesome. “Um, God, we… oh… sorry, I got nothin… duh ohyeah, amen”

  13. Toin Coss

    February 28, 2013 at 10:34 am

    Cardinal Ben Dover for the Win!?

  14. Guilty Bystander

    February 28, 2013 at 11:10 am

    Smart money’s on Guido Sarducci.

  15. Dark_Humor

    February 28, 2013 at 11:11 am

    My money is the Cardinal from the country where Priest can get away with the most boy touching.

  16. OllieInChicago

    February 28, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Senator Corleone, Governor Corleone, Pope Corleone?

  17. NelsonM

    February 28, 2013 at 11:30 am

    Pope Bobo Baby,
    Pope Bobo Baby No. 1

    • fezitorium

      March 1, 2013 at 5:43 pm

      @NelsonM Cardinal Maloonigans.

  18. joe8775

    February 28, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    pope todd I

  19. joe8775

    February 28, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    i aint sayin shes a golddigger…butt she aint messin with no pope pope

  20. joe8775

    February 28, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    pope cumbersnach

  21. Rash

    February 28, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    Pope Opie – call him Popie

    • FanBoy1

      February 28, 2013 at 12:56 pm

      @Rash wow Popie reminded me of an old Don and Mike bit. Mike did the Popes voice and was selling pope branded products like “Popesi” instead of Pepsi…. I found it funny anyways.

      • JonNockels

        February 28, 2013 at 5:17 pm

        @FanBoy1 @Rash Holy shit..I remember that. 1998 or ’99 or around there. God damn it, I’m old.

  22. galactictraveler

    February 28, 2013 at 1:34 pm


  23. galactictraveler

    February 28, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    ” He said the Pope is near “

  24. JonNockels

    February 28, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    I liked that one pope we had; the one with the hat, drove the funny car, got shot. We should get him again.

    • fezitorium

      March 1, 2013 at 5:42 pm

      @JonNockels What’s the matter with the pope we got? I mean, the pope we got preach pretty good, don’t he? I ain’t never heard nobody complain about the, uh, pope we have. It preach pretty good, don’t it? Benedict. What’s the names of some of them other popes?

  25. Aria Taint

    March 1, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Uncle Paul?
    Pope Paul

  26. jonianrapr

    March 1, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    If you really want to know who will be the next and last pope, go to Revelation 17, there is the answer, the end is here!!!! How many would like to have John Paul II reigning again?

  27. Old School Catholic

    March 1, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    Cardinal Daniel DiNardo, sounds Italian, but he’s not. He’s American.