Kristen Stewart Explains the 4th of July

Kristen Stewart knows all about vampires and the 4th of July. You should be on Team George Washington or whatever.

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  1. CheezWhiz

    July 4, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    48 secs in I wanted to shove my shotgun up her stupid cunt..
    (and yes I blame her for listening to the douchebags dudes around her saying “this is going to be great”) 

  2. pipeloader

    July 4, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    the last line was funny.  the rest, not so much.  but i do want to have her children.

  3. Narc Zito

    July 4, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    You don’t have to ACT stupid when you already are.

  4. TBVickroy

    July 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    She’d be so Much prettier if she smiled once in a while.

  5. CheezWhiz

    July 4, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    It was about religious persecution…
    do you not get it?

  6. CheezWhiz

    July 4, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    that’s so 1992

  7. taint my problem

    July 5, 2012 at 6:53 am

    I hope she dies

  8. zel

    July 5, 2012 at 9:41 am

    She was known the undead. Now she’s known for the unfunny.

  9. FLprodivider66

    July 5, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Okay, pretty sure that’s NOT the real Kristen Stewart, just a girl making fun of her confused, slow talking, almost “stoned” way of speech!?…But I DO see why all the young men want to fuck her after hearing her speak hehe…

  10. PatInTheBronx

    July 5, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    No way! A young dumb actress is young and dumb!!!!