Kiss Black Friday Goodbye?


No, not our black Friday.  That’s still sacred here on the ibang.  But will the term “Black Friday” go on for the rest of the world now that Wal-mart has moved up their Black Friday sale to  start at 8pm on Thanksgiving Day?  Better move Thanksgiving dinners to Wednesday so you can get yourself a twenty dollar waffle machine.

Read more at Reuters.com.

23 Comments

  1. Pool Keepers Son

    November 8, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    15 years ago I tried to get a $20 Cobra radar detector on black friday once, 3 hours of waiting I got it and 3 days later I got a speeding ticket. I swear I’ll never put a lifejacket on again

    • CryBaby1

      November 8, 2012 at 8:08 pm

      @Pool Keepers Son
       I feel the same way about parachutes.

      • Foggy_Otis

        November 8, 2012 at 8:12 pm

        @CryBaby1 @Pool Keepers Son …and condoms.

  2. ecupirate

    November 8, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    They better not funk with our funk

    • turfgrass64

      November 8, 2012 at 8:17 pm

      @ecupirate Yep, Funk wal-mart!

  3. TBVickroy

    November 8, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Thursday? No! Fridays the key day here. Think about it. friday the 13th. thank God its Friday. chipmunks on Friday twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Cuz your fuckin fired!

  4. FLprodivider66

    November 8, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    Brilliant marketing strategy of Walmart’s to start the “Black Friday” Sale on Thanksgiving to lure in all the turkeys…?

    • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

      November 9, 2012 at 2:54 am

      good one, lol  turkeys

  5. Jpan85

    November 8, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Whoa… For a second I thought it was end of the Friday Black playlist

  6. sterlingblue

    November 8, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    I want to be with a huge crowd of bloated shoppers on Thanksgiving Night in a Walmart. It is going to smell like turkey gravy farts and sadness.

  7. DrunkEpiphany

    November 8, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    shoppers, instead of being hungover and angry, they’ll be drunk and angry;  should make for some fun youtubes

    • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

      November 9, 2012 at 2:53 am

      well, after eatting all the turkey, they will be sleepy and greedy for stuff

  8. JoshFromEaston

    November 8, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Last year the big box stores opened at midnight to jump ahead of the mall-type stores; this year even malls are opening at midnight, so of course the big boxes have to have the metaphorical bigger dick.  Eventually every store will just be open from Wednesday to Saturday.

  9. Anthony From California

    November 9, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Good, I’m sure Walmart could use the cash.

  10. galactictraveler

    November 9, 2012 at 2:22 am

    Oh I thought that’s when welfare checks got cashed. !

  11. Scott_Chandwater

    November 9, 2012 at 11:10 am

    my teeth itch

    • jerkaruso

      November 9, 2012 at 11:35 am

      @Scott_Chandwater webmd can help with that.

  12. Aria Taint

    November 9, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Should I hangout wit the family or head to Walmart on Thanksgiving? Well, I could really use a pound of beef jerky and grape soda…

  13. Ares

    November 9, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Till all the the dumb fucks stop stading in line to save a buck these stores will keep moving it up. I am sure everyone that works retail really loves losing their hollyday to deal with all the ass hats Stop fighting a crowd for shit you don’t need to begine with

  14. bmqq316

    November 9, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Mulatto Thursday?

  15. Bronzebomber

    November 14, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    It’s amazing how many people still don’t realize that there is this thing called the internet. The lines are a little smaller.

  16. stufromotown

    November 14, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Who’s going to check out the customers. There is a Nationwide Strike being planned by the hourly Walmart workers for Black Friday. https://www.facebook.com/MakingChangeWMT

  17. ShutYourPieHole

    November 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    It’ll be the same. People LOVE that chaotic shopping. Not for me