Kiss Black Friday Goodbye?


No, not our black Friday.  That’s still sacred here on the ibang.  But will the term “Black Friday” go on for the rest of the world now that Wal-mart has moved up their Black Friday sale to  start at 8pm on Thanksgiving Day?  Better move Thanksgiving dinners to Wednesday so you can get yourself a twenty dollar waffle machine.

Read more at Reuters.com.

22 comments
ShutYourPieHole
ShutYourPieHole

It'll be the same. People LOVE that chaotic shopping. Not for me

Bronzebomber
Bronzebomber

It's amazing how many people still don't realize that there is this thing called the internet. The lines are a little smaller.

Ares
Ares

Till all the the dumb fucks stop stading in line to save a buck these stores will keep moving it up. I am sure everyone that works retail really loves losing their hollyday to deal with all the ass hats Stop fighting a crowd for shit you don't need to begine with

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Should I hangout wit the family or head to Walmart on Thanksgiving? Well, I could really use a pound of beef jerky and grape soda...

JoshFromEaston
JoshFromEaston

Last year the big box stores opened at midnight to jump ahead of the mall-type stores; this year even malls are opening at midnight, so of course the big boxes have to have the metaphorical bigger dick.  Eventually every store will just be open from Wednesday to Saturday.

DrunkEpiphany
DrunkEpiphany

shoppers, instead of being hungover and angry, they'll be drunk and angry;  should make for some fun youtubes

sterlingblue
sterlingblue

I want to be with a huge crowd of bloated shoppers on Thanksgiving Night in a Walmart. It is going to smell like turkey gravy farts and sadness.

Jpan85
Jpan85

Whoa... For a second I thought it was end of the Friday Black playlist

FLpro
FLpro

Brilliant marketing strategy of Walmart's to start the "Black Friday" Sale on Thanksgiving to lure in all the turkeys...?

Vickroy
Vickroy

Thursday? No! Fridays the key day here. Think about it. friday the 13th. thank God its Friday. chipmunks on Friday twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Cuz your fuckin fired!

ecupirate
ecupirate

They better not funk with our funk

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

15 years ago I tried to get a $20 Cobra radar detector on black friday once, 3 hours of waiting I got it and 3 days later I got a speeding ticket. I swear I'll never put a lifejacket on again

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

@CryBaby1 @Pool Keepers Son ...and condoms.