Kicked Out of Prom for Looking Like the General Lee


Charlie Daniels put it best when he sang “Thank God I’m a Rebel cause the south gonna do it again.” Then he ate an entire cow. Texanna Edwards showed up at Gibson County High School in Dyer, Tennessee in a Dress that resembled a Confederate flag. She was sent home but doesn’t understand why because everyone loved it. Later she returned to the prom in a Nazi bikini and a “The Pope is Gay” handbag.

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74 Comments

  1. DerekJamesSmith

    April 25, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    New York, Paris and Dyer Tennessee

  2. schadenfreudian

    April 25, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    What the hell else would a girl named Texanna be expected to wear?

  3. SpongeSteve

    April 25, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Maybe she was kicked out for welding the doors shut on the limo and only using the windows to get in and out.

  4. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    April 25, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    She missed out.  Only thing requested at the prom was Skynyrd.

    • FLprodriver66

      April 25, 2012 at 7:20 pm

      @Smoky Mountain Cabin…”Play That FreeBird Y’ALL!!” Lol

  5. TBVickroy

    April 25, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    She was sent home because of the distraction she was causing. Guys kept sliding across her hood and Tryin to enter her two at a time and feet first.

  6. JakeFL

    April 25, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Oink.

  7. elephant_droid

    April 25, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Um, the south will not rise again, you backwards fucks.

    • freightfrogger

      April 25, 2012 at 8:36 pm

       @elephant_droidI dated her and she called my cock “the south”

  8. FLprodriver66

    April 25, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    Northern girl says “YOU can fuck me”. Southern girl says “Y’ALL can fuck me”

  9. Pool Keepers Son

    April 25, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    she came into prom gettin it and diggin it

  10. Pool Keepers Son

    April 25, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    Her old sister got married in the dress when she was 12

  11. Pool Keepers Son

    April 25, 2012 at 7:49 pm

     
    she got confused

  12. FLprodriver66

    April 25, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    She’s Gunna GET Them Duke Boys!!

  13. Pool Keepers Son

    April 25, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    It was the dukes It was the dukes It was the dukes,lol wrong movie that was trading places

  14. jerkstoresean

    April 25, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    More like General Sara Lee

  15. blumanta

    April 25, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    The car was lighter..in weight not color

  16. blumanta

    April 25, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    Her Brother was pissed, but they got to go straight to the motor inn

  17. jerkstoresean

    April 25, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    She must give great BJs if she can get Flea to go with her to prom

  18. The Real Big Ed

    April 25, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    Boy, the southland sure is expanding these days.
     

  19. violentXtremist

    April 25, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    in a row

  20. violentXtremist

    April 25, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    2 comments

    • jerkstoresean

      April 25, 2012 at 9:04 pm

       @violentXtremist with one in between

  21. Peeps

    April 25, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    C’mon South, you guys just need to let it go already.

  22. TyWanon

    April 25, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    Boss Hog fucked her

  23. PapaBear_66

    April 25, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    It’s a stupid dress, but I bet fewer people would complain if she was hot.

  24. TwizzlesMcNasty

    April 25, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    My nieghbors fixed their broken window with stars and bars.

  25. Main Line Chaz

    April 26, 2012 at 1:10 am

    Only in New Yor…er, Tennessee!

  26. Gunner

    April 26, 2012 at 6:29 am

    Who was her date, Cootter??

  27. Cletus from Brooklyn

    April 26, 2012 at 9:19 am

    If you press her tit, she belts out Dixie…

  28. Binary Daoist

    April 26, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Lets all celebrate freedom of expression…. before its too late

  29. Burley

    April 26, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    i guess having pride were you are from ,is seen as racism now so much for being able to express your self.

  30. HollyGothic

    April 26, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    ugh

  31. harlequincy

    April 26, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    In the midnight hour, she yelled SMORES SMORES SMORES!
     

  32. cigarsNscotch

    April 26, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    She was kicked out for looking like Boss Hogg

  33. maxxcorbin

    April 26, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I live 2 counties away from there…They have those on the rack up 2 a 6XL here….whats the deal?

  34. cigarsNscotch

    April 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Looks more like the Dominican Flag

  35. FanBoy1

    April 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    stop it Fez.

  36. IndyKip

    April 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Maybe she should put the fork down…

  37. cigarsNscotch

    April 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Shes certainly no slave to fashion

  38. Narc Zito

    April 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Fez is against this?  You’re kidding!  Why does Ron even bother asking Mr. Predictable for his opinion?

  39. FanBoy1

    April 26, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    It looks more like a shitty Sash to me.

  40. JfromHuntington

    April 26, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I got drunk, very high, and went mini-golfing instead. Fuck prom.

  41. HollyGothic

    April 26, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    How’s is this different than a swastika?

  42. Narc Zito

    April 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    At least Fez puts his money where his mouth is.  He’s against free speech, so he doesn’t speak.

  43. TBVickroy

    April 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Did Flea take her to prom?

  44. cigarsNscotch

    April 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    The Devils food went down to Georgia

  45. Solo_Gangbang

    April 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Looks like this bitch can keep the change.

  46. bdoubleo

    April 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    she’s kinda built like the general lee…..

  47. harlequincy

    April 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    She’s not a fan of General Lee, but Sarah Lee

  48. cigarsNscotch

    April 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    General Sarah E Lee?

  49. Narc Zito

    April 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    She’s not oppressing anyone, and she’s not impressing anyone.

  50. Catch22

    April 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    this would have been applauded in AL…

  51. BadIdeaSociety

    April 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Looks like the General Lee both in color scheme and physical dimensions.

  52. beerbuzzard

    April 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    MOOve over butter

  53. maxxcorbin

    April 26, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Still more racist….NFL Team …..THE READSKINS!

  54. Solo_Gangbang

    April 26, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    how good a fuck must a girl be if her idea of appropriate prom wear is a symbol of oppression and hatred.

  55. maxxcorbin

    April 26, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Still more racist….NFL Team …..THE REDSKINS!

  56. cigarsNscotch

    April 26, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    General “Built like a brick shithouse” Jacksom?

  57. OLDIRTYHAWG

    April 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Future Jerry Springer guests.

  58. pennies from gay heaven

    April 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    daisy dunks doughnuts

  59. DeepSpaceMoonRocks

    April 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    @hollygothic the difference is simply that 7 million people weren’t murdered under this flag.

  60. DavidFromPA

    April 26, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Homage to Boss Hogg.

  61. FezsCumFart

    April 26, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    I’d stick it in her fartbox

  62. Christopher Brooklyn

    April 26, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    So when you mouth fuck her is that like climbing through the window…Im just asking

  63. OptichrisPrime

    April 26, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    I was seriously expecting her to look like General Robert E. Lee…This is just a girl wearing a crappy homemade dress.

  64. Monty

    April 26, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    She Is fuck’n hot

  65. forumdude69

    April 26, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    TTIUWP

  66. SpeedKills

    April 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Forget her, What do you think of her date there Fezzy, looks like your type, under 18!

  67. blumanta

    April 26, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    Like Dale Jr. gettin it

  68. rod

    April 26, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    I kinda wanna see that Nazi bikini

  69. gamby

    August 20, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    The return outfit would have made a hell of a story.

  70. TimLemerande

    August 20, 2013 at 8:53 pm

    Vertical stripes make you look thinner…………….

  71. WilliamFBaldwin

    November 11, 2013 at 12:35 am

    I don’t remember the General Lee’s bumpers being so big