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Bruce Jenner slaps the pic on his plastic surgeon's desk. "This is what I want to look like," he says with a grin somewhere between Jack Nicholson's Joker and... uh... Heath Ledger's Joker. The doctor opens up his desk, takes out a fifth of Jack, slams what's left of it, picks up the phone and yells, "Betty, clear my calendar for the rest of February and all of March."
@rexdart936 I hope they at least had the decency to roofy her first.