Kate Upton’s Russian Doppelganger


So there’s a Russian girl who looks like Kate Upton. She’s about to become very popular on the internets as Russian men begin to drive their cars into her home to try to get at her. Luckily we’ll get plenty of dash cam videos uploaded to YouTube.

Read more at gawker.com.

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58 Comments

  1. Animal House Rules

    March 4, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    fake one has to tighten that stomach up, although her belly cum catching hole is bigger with more to fill!

  2. Older Fez

    March 4, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    I’d doppelbang ‘er

    • shizz

      March 5, 2013 at 12:46 am

      @Older Fez
       then interrobang her

  3. filler

    March 4, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    yeah but she has those cold dead Russian eyes which just ruin it.

  4. sumwhatdim

    March 4, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    I touched a boob once

    • permabaked1

      March 4, 2013 at 8:51 pm

      @sumwhatdim Did it finish the same as Forest?

      • sumwhatdim

        March 4, 2013 at 8:55 pm

        @permabaked1 sadly no, my fez-like silly putty dick doesn’t allow me to complete

  5. MicroMonkey

    March 4, 2013 at 8:44 pm

    Doppelganger milk wagons

  6. ecupirate

    March 4, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    Real Linen Jacket

  7. jayj58kc

    March 4, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    The Russian looks crazy..and as we all know, the sicker in the bed, the better in the bed

  8. FLprodivider66

    March 4, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    Just stop it…there can only be one

  9. Vickroy

    March 4, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    Da! But can she make cat-daddy?

    • turfgrass64

      March 4, 2013 at 10:09 pm

      @Vickroy She will make the sexy for you 😉

    • Clover leaf

      March 5, 2013 at 12:51 am

      @Vickroy if she agrees to live with me she can make the cat do whatever the fuck she wants.

  10. Stoops

    March 4, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    Looks like her retarded half sister.

  11. BLANKMAN

    March 4, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    nose and tits are too big on the roosky, but at least her head is proportionate to her body, unlike Kate’s…. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

  12. Eric go

    March 4, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    Her tits look even heavier! I don’t want to Zapruder film this, but look how her elbows are a little wider than the original. This suggests even more sweater meat. Back and to the left.

  13. ItsJimD

    March 4, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    Please please please tell me she can’t speak English and my Czech is in the mail! See what I did there?

  14. The Real Big Ed

    March 4, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    Great googly moogly

  15. StewartSmithRadio

    March 4, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    American Kate Upton > Russian Kate Upton > Cyborg Katya from Archer

  16. JimmiesFingerStinks

    March 4, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    Goddamn. Good find!

  17. EMC

    March 4, 2013 at 9:56 pm

    I’d buy that for a Ruble!

  18. joe8775

    March 4, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    nice…how much to ship her over

  19. @JWedbetter

    March 4, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    In Russia, boobs motorboat us!

  20. jasonhathaway

    March 4, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    The Commies almost got the lighting right for that shot, just a little too much light on the face.

  21. Pool Keepers Son

    March 4, 2013 at 11:41 pm

    Cheap Chinese fake coat, nice try

  22. brushmonkey

    March 5, 2013 at 12:27 am

    There’s no resemblance whatsoever

    • Stilltryingregardless

      March 5, 2013 at 7:17 am

      @brushmonkey Tits & coat…good enough for me

  23. Clover leaf

    March 5, 2013 at 12:49 am

    I’m going to need to study these images for another fifteen to twenty minutes before I can make my decision.

    • Goat boy

      March 5, 2013 at 3:18 am

      @Clover leaf I believe I come to my conclusion in about 2 to 3 minutes.

  24. monkeyhouse77

    March 5, 2013 at 2:34 am

    wearing the same jacket doesn’t make them look a likes….hot though

  25. IcepickDick

    March 5, 2013 at 6:51 am

    Hey that’s a nutria jacket!

    • DeathProof

      March 5, 2013 at 10:05 am

      @IcepickDick What jacket?

  26. Aria Taint

    March 5, 2013 at 8:59 am

    She make a the sexy.

  27. Ziggy Stardust

    March 5, 2013 at 9:07 am

    Tits or G.T.F.O. !!!!

  28. Joe Davola

    March 5, 2013 at 9:55 am

    I would like to, how you say, do the whoopie on her. I pay you ruples, you make this happen

  29. DeathProof

    March 5, 2013 at 10:05 am

    Those tits!

  30. zappers

    March 5, 2013 at 10:20 am

    Hate to be the barer of bad new but….
     
    She looks NOTHING LIKE Kate Upton.

    • Beer

      March 5, 2013 at 12:30 pm

      @zappers bad news bares?

  31. Dark_Humor

    March 5, 2013 at 10:43 am

    No mole and sexy accent.  Russian girl wins!

    • jerkstoresean

      March 5, 2013 at 12:21 pm

      @Dark_Humor I hate that mole too

  32. HollyGothic

    March 5, 2013 at 10:55 am

    Did she friend Kate Upton on Facebook?

  33. bmqq316

    March 5, 2013 at 11:06 am

    Her stage name is “Peaches”.

  34. Toin Coss

    March 5, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Apparenty Photoshop is not available in Russia.  The Real Upton for the Win!?

  35. FinkM3

    March 5, 2013 at 11:17 am

    How much does she cost?

  36. harlequincy

    March 5, 2013 at 11:18 am

    nice tits

  37. FanBoy1

    March 5, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Fat Twins?

  38. YotaruVegeta

    March 5, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    What’s that? I have too much jizz in my eyes.

  39. jerkstoresean

    March 5, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    Her tits look a little bit meatier. I like them

  40. REDDYROG

    March 5, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    both out of my league…………………….

  41. PAULMFLA

    March 5, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    It I banged them both at the same time…would I be a doppelgänger banger!?

  42. Beer

    March 5, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    The Russian is squeezing her boobs with her arms…Kate’s boobs are pushing her arms apart

  43. Christopher Brooklyn

    March 5, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    This Russian chick might actually be better…is she as dumb as a rock? Does she let people pee on her while in a inner tube? if both are yes then we have a new Miss Ibang..and I want to bang a lot.

  44. AndyInCleveland

    March 5, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    Beewaaaarrrre of the Russian schnozz!!!!!!! Twenty years from now, Kate will still be hot, and Magda up there will look like the Sea Hag from Popeye.

  45. fitzyMFNcent

    March 5, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    She will make lots of one dollar tips at Cheetah’s next year

  46. Docintoxicated

    March 7, 2013 at 8:12 am

    I’m going to say the Russian one is hotter.
     
    1. This is a poorly lit impromptu photo.
    2. this is a raw photo without hours of preparation, propping tits up etc…
    3. not airbrushed or photoshopped.
     
    You can tell her titties are much bigger than Kate’s in real life.

  47. TheMeebs

    March 7, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Mail-order Kate Upton?

  48. vegasbob1975

    October 14, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Both!